Black bags SA for ugg boots, mullets
BOTI NAGY
January 10, 2007 01:15am
Article from: The Advertiser
ADELAIDE apparently is renowned nationwide for its "churches, ugg boots and mullets" according to Cairns Taipans coach Alan Black.
Black made the barb at all things Adelaide in The Cairns Post newspaper last month when the 36ers visited the Far North.
He might have got away with it too. Ah, but thank Naismith for the Internet.
Having had NBL stops in Melbourne, Perth, Wollongong, Sydney and Cairns, Black may seem well-qualified to talk about Australian cities, Adelaide clearly at the bottom of his barrel.
In the article by Grace Uhr titled "Welcome Adelaide, try some Snake souffle" Black accused Adelaide of claiming Cairns "had no class".
It was evidently in response to a piece I wrote about his club needing to get over losing to the 36ers early last season when they wanted 0.7 of a second played. The word "class" or lack thereof, was never mentioned.
The NBL also dismissed their bleatings. I guess it was my suggestion a souffle might be considered exotic in Cairns that rankled.
That souffle definitely got a rise out of them.
But hey. Who knew they would be so very sensitive?
Remember too Cairns knocked Adelaide out of the Philips Championship quarter-finals at the Dome last year. You'd think that was satisfying payback.
Apparently not.
"Of all the states, for South Australia to say we haven't got class is ridiculous," Black said.
"With a city known for its churches, ugg boots and mullets, they can hardly call anyone from any other state classless."
The article continued to say: "At least Cairns can boast international standard tourist attractions.
"Seriously, churches?
"Maybe they should consider handing out No-Doz on the plane before you get there. In fact, rumour has it both the Australian and English cricket teams have been stockpiling the Red Bull just to stay awake during their Ashes visit.
"Dusty Rychart got out while he still could after realising the Sunshine State was a better place to be and it's hard to understand why the 36ers would want to leave a game early, when the only thing awaiting them is a return trip to Adelaide.
"And just what is a 36er?"
Maybe it's a loud fan with a good memory?