I heard Panther is having key-hole surgery, for a little nip/tuck action, so he/she can be the first player to play in both gendered leagues here in SA.
Think of the options. She-Panther racking up (no pun intended) 25 points in the curtain raiser at Marion, before darting into the mens team pre-game huddle, unleashing himself similar to that of the crying game, and then coming in off the bench for his world renowned hardness.
Oh the shower scene post game would be worth the admission alone.
Marketing - "Come and see He/She panther, handle both ends of the court"
Confused kids asking for signatures, and getting double what they asked for....