"Me fail english, that's unpossible!"

Ralph Wiggam

"It tastes like burning"

also Ralph Wiggam

Gee, it is a slow Friday afternoon isn't it?

OK, I'll add one:

'Hi, Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer Simpson, smiling politely.'

and Brads' Favourite.....

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T.

I think Ralph Wiggum really is the classic for quotes

"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad"

Lisa " If i win the Math contest i will win a protractor"

Homer "Great. Pitty we dont own a farm."

"Ms Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder"

Ralph Wiggum

also

Homer "Weisling out of things is the only thing that seperates us from other animals, except for the Weisel of course."

also

Mobsters "You bet against the Globetrotters?"

Krusty " I thought the Generals were due."

Homer: "Where's Bart, his dinner is getting cold and eaten".

Pepi, the orphan - "I love you Big Brother Homer"

Homer - "I love you too Pepsi"

Homer to his own brain just before sitting an exam ... goes something like .... I know we've never got along, but lets just get this over with and I'll go back to killing you with beer.

Homer to his own brain just before sitting an exam ... goes something like .... I know we've never got along, but lets just get this over with and I'll go back to killing you with beer.

When Homer goes to the post office pretending to be Mr Burns to get the letter back,

Homer: Hi Im Mr Burns I Beleive there is a letter for me."

PO Worker " ok Mr Burns What's Your first name?"
Homer: "I Don't Know"

and
Homer: "Which one is the Any Key?"

Homer "That kid's got bossoms.. lets flick him with a wet towel !!!"

"Please dont make me run... im full of chocolate" - Austrian Fat Kid.

Wolfcastle: Manduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssa

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

"Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse."

--Milhouse.

LARRY BURNS: Geez, come on, Dad, we got company. Make with the yakkety-yak-yak
MR BURNS: Yakkety-yak-yak...You, Foodbag - do you have a son?
HOMER: Yes sir. I do.
MR BUNRS: Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
HOMER: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner who ---
MR BURNS: Fascinating. Goodnight!

HOMER. Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to all man's problems.

HOMER. Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to all man's problems.

Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.

"I bent my Wookie"

-Ralph Wiggum

I'm surprised Ben Fitz doesn't own this thread. He'll recite whole episodes.

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos - Homer

Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? - Homer

You've got the wrong number; this is 91...2 - Chief Wiggum

Homer: What's a matter kids, TV broke?
Bart: No, there's a badger in the doghouse
Homer: Badger my ass, it's probably just Milhouse

Homer: Sorry doesn't put thumbs back on hands Marge

Personal fav:

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun - Homer

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Homer when coach of Bart's football team " Sorry Kid, I luv your hustle " !!! That's why it is so hard to cut you .

Homer to the guy at the end of the credits " Your cut too shooshy "

Barney : "What's that?"

Moe : "It's a deep-fryer...I picked it up from the Navy. That baby can flash-fry a buffalo in under 40 seconds."

Homer : "40 seconds?...Awwww, but I want it now!"

Lisa asks Homer to help her make a school costume because Marge is too busy gambling....

Homer: (sounding annoyed) 'Its always something isn't it!!! First i had to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital and now this!'

Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager.
Homer: Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures.
Lurleen: That's okay.
Homer: I make a lot of stupid decisions.
Lurleen: Nobody's perfect.
Homer: I did bad in school.
Lurleen: I didn't even go.
Homer: My personal hygeine has been described as...
-- Is that a fair recital of my deficiencies? ``Colonel Homer'

Ralph: Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy....

Homer: Yeah, they'll do that

Bart on the phone: Is Amanda there? Amanda Hugnkiss???
Moe: Let me check...Hey guys, is there Amanda Hugnkiss here? Amanda Hugnkiss??? Why can't I find Amanda Hugnkiss???

Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!?!

Homer gets excited about getting a trampoline :

"T-R-A-M-A-M-P-O-L-I-N-E !! "

Ralph is the best part of that show:

"...and the doctor said both of my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever!"

"when i grow up i'm gonna be a principle or a caterpillar!"

BART: Dad, I'm so proud of you now that you are a Monorail driver.

HOMER: Really boy? You're proud of me! You could change your name to "Homer Junior" if you wanted to? Then your friends could call you "Ho-Ju"!

My favourite would have too be when bart creates some kind of curse accidently to bring back zombie's. Homer shoots Ned Flanders and Bart goes "Homer, you kiled the zombie Ned Flanders" and Homer goes "He was a zombie?!

Homer: "Now the easiest part to any coaches job... the cut"

When Homer and Ned are driving in the snow.
Ned: I think I just hit something...
Homer: Haha, I hope it's Flanders!!!

Homer you could get serious brain damage!
Homer: Me? Brain my damage? Never.

Stupid Brain!

Millhouse on his relationship with the new girl at school (who later gets moved to an all girls school):

"We started off like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy"