Libertine
Years ago
Promotion/Relegation (...and Chuck Norris)
Given the latest banter on the forum, has promotion/relegation become the the new Chuck Norris? Or is it just the solution to everything?
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
My favourites include:
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
I can't think of promo/releg equivalents, I just noticed it posted on the forum about 5 times (well it was mentioned in the last 3 posts I read as a spoof.