You might not be able to tell by looking @ me, but i can run really fast...

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Boy " Did it hurt?"
Girl "What?"
Boy " When you feel from heaven"


" Do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to walk past again?"

1. (A guy rubs his hands on a girl's back and then says the following) "Ohh, I'm sorry, I thought angels had wings!"

2. Guy: So, how's your night been?
Girl: Okay, how about your's?
Guy: Well, let's just say that it would be a hell of a lot better if you agreed to dance with me!

3. Has the best kisser in the world ever told you how beautiful you are? Well, he's telling you now!

4. Do you prefer pancakes or cereal, cos then I know what to get you for breakfast!

5. That's a great dress&It would look even better in a ball at the end of my bed!

6. Hi, my name is (INSERT NAME HERE). Remember it cos you'll be screaming it in delight in a couple of hours!

7. I'd ask to buy you a drink, but I would get jealous of your glass getting so close to your lips!

8. No, that isn't a gun in my pocket; I am happy to see you!

9. My mate over there, he thinks that I think you are good looking&.You know what: He's right!

10. Hi, my name's Mr Right, someone said you were looking for me!

"Do you sleep on your stomach...can I?"

"My name is Fred Flinstone, can I make your Bed-rock?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Ummm, *what a random question* I don't know, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice. My names Rueben, what's yours ..."

My favourite is :

" Hi , Im Michael Jordan ! "

Guy: Do you live with your parents?
Girl: (Answer 1) Yes I do.
Girl: (Answer 2) No I live with....
Guy: Here's 40c ring them and let them know that you are not coming home tonight.

Those clothes don't do you any justice baby.
It's either a dress or nothing.... and I happen to have "not a dress" in my car.

May not work for some, but I have a lot of success with "Hi, I'm thedoctor."

Hello Ladies .. The Names Is Pennington .. James Pennington

Did you fart? Cos you blew me away


giggidy giggidy

HI MY NAMES MATT RYAN!!!!!!
WANNA DANCE........

That line doesn't work, ask Sarah Peddle!

Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you've got FINE written all over you

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

you shot my battle ship

Someone ring rove and mention some of these. He's asking people to ring in and say Bad pick-up lines.

Girls hate pick-up lines.. theyre cheesy and unoriginal

lets play carpenter, First we get hammered, then i'll nail you!

i lost my phone number...can i have yours?

nice shoes...wanna fuck??

Hey baby, i'm like a rubix cube..the more you play with me, that harder i get!!

If i bit my lip, would you kiss it better??

If i tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?!?!?

GOT ME?...i'll do your body good!

Lousy pick up line #42.
So...your a girl huh??

are you busy tonight at 3:00 am??!?!

Is your date of birth 25 December? I heard that when Jesus was born he came down with angels.

this can work for guys or girls

" Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? "

Angel flying too close to the ground.

An old house mate of mine was 7ft plus ( probably still is)

If a chick used to ask him how tall he is which would be every day, he would reply with i am 7 foot and its all in proportion.

person 1: Hey wanna do a 68?
person 2: What is that?
person 1: You go down and lets just say i owe you one :) haha


dont ever use this! lol

Wanna go halves& on a baby?

Wanna go halves& on a baby?