Your momma's so fat that she eat both Jenny AND Craig!

yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!!

yo mama so fat, her belt size is "Equator"

yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mama so ugly, her, whoopie goldberg and patrick ewing were playing in the rain and were called "Gorillas in the Mist"

your mum...

oh yeah i grew out of those jokes in year 6

lets just get off mamma's gorilla, because i just got off yours. sorry couldn't resist!!

are you in Australia??????
no mama, no you. think about it!!!!!

thats sum random shit fellas...ohwell randdom is always good.... do your jokes reflect ur jokesjump shots ahahaha

Ronaldo's so fat he's not as good as he used to be and should have been substituted sooner.

^^ now that's funny!

yo momma's so fat that she had to iron her pants on the driveway!!!

Your mommas so old she got told to act her age and the bitch dropped dead

Your mommas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread

(White Men Can't Jump...great movie!)

yo mum is so slow it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

your mumma's so fat, when she go to the beach, all the whales start jumping out the water singing 'we are family'

your mumma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she just look at the menu and go 'OK'

yo mummas so fat she got baptised at seaworld!

yo mummas so ugly, the price she charges for a screw rivals that of bunnings!





HAHA, i made that one up myself, it takes a little bit of thinking, but funny when you get it!

you mums so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the wall

you mums so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon

your mommas so tall that when she stands up she hits her head on pluto.

your mummas so ugly she went to the zoo and all the animals took photos

your mummas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back

your mummas so fat she looks for instructions on how to make toast

your mummas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving

your mummas so fat when she wakes up causes a solar eclipse

ROFL man some of those jokes don't make sense myob lol.
I'm proud my thread is still going after all these years :)

UR MOMMA'S SO DUMB SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH...

ur momma is so fat that when she walked out of the house with a yellow coat on, someone yelled out TAXI...

ur momma is sooooooooooo fat that wehen she was laying on the beach green peace came along to try and push her back in the ocean...

yo momma so fat she got a real penguin on her polo top

yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

How do u kno what time it is at the Neverland Ranch??? "When the big hand touches the little hand"

Now thats fuckin funny!!!!!

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose???? "From a catalog"



LOL pleeze comment on my jokez!!

Ur mom is SOOO fat she cut herself and started bleeding Ragu tomato sauce!!

Ur mom is SOOO fat she cut herself and started bleeding Ragu tomato sauce!!

Ur mom is so fat she cut her leg and gravy popped out!!!

Ur mom is so stupid she hit by a parked car!!!

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Stupid, Californians don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in hot tubs.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he only screws his interns.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to bitch in the dark.

Justin is so stupid he writes 6 jokes in a row that are not funny.

yo mamas ass is so fat, that when she sits down shes taller

billo is so funny..... well, he's just funny.

A man goes to a fancy dress party just wearing a pair of denim jeans.

A woman walks up to him and asks, "So, what are you supposed to be?"

The man answers, "I'm PRE-MATURE EJACULATION."

The woman looks perturbed and says, "How is that PRE-MATURE EJACULATION??"

The man replies, "Well...I just came in my pants!"

ya mammas so fat that when she had a swim the wale got gelos