Even though I run the risk of getting carted away in Awesome Man's Awesome Van, I'll try to add something here:
Whither Ikea? You may have heard a whisper that a big Swedish furniture chain is opening in Adelaide soon. Why didn't we (ie BASA) offer them some cut-price land and a big shed in Beverley, plus a professional sporting franchise to do with as they see fit, rather than have them start from scratch near the airport?
It's Saturday afternoon. You head to Ikea off Crittenden Road to buy that swivel-headed fluoro desk light you've been desperate to have - why not stick around for a couple of hours, watch them clear the furniture showroom to reveal the basketball court underneath and then settle back to watch Brett Maher et al play for the Adelaide Ikeas? With their hilarious new mascot, the silver key thingy?
Mixing two Australian two religions - shopping and sport - makes complete sense. There's still 10 days before the end of April - is there enough time to get this off the ground before the BASA stuff gets out?