Way WAY off beam, all of you. Here's what I've heard will be going down:
- for 2006/07, Hunter will become the Pirates - literally. Geordie Cullen and Aaron Trahair are also going to be at this press conference, with peg legs, parrots on shoulders, and saying "Aarrrgh" a lot.
- This guy will be announced as coach.
- in 2007/08, the team will rebadge itself and be known as the Pirate Hunters. They will indeed relocate to Singapore and players will spend their non-basketball time cruising the Strait of Malacca as bounty hunters, bringing pirates to justice and claiming large reward fees as part of their salaries.
- in 2008/09, another rebadging will see the team known as the Punter Hi-rates. Ricky Ponting will come on board as owner of the team, and supplement the team's payroll by legitimising gambling as a revenue source. People will be able to gamble directly with the club on its performance - but if they (the gamblers) lose, they will be charged exorbitant rates of interest by the club (hence the "Hi-rates").
Some may say these are risky business decisions, but I prefer to think of them as innovative.