Anonymous
Years ago

Where in the World is DC!?

We haven't seen a What Hot / Not for a while... DC where are you?!

Your fans eagerly await..

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DJ
Years ago

Have you checked eBay? :-)

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Anonymous
Years ago

last sighted draining a massive 3 pt rainbow at Mt Barker A grade men at approx 9:15 last night.

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Double Clutch
Years ago

Haha. Locky, you bastard, that shot was flat like Adolph Hitler doing stand-up.

I'm having a hard time finding time in my schedule to complete a list. My weeks at the moment look something like this:

Monday, wake up, work 6am to 4pm. Play pick-up ball at Valley View against a father with his son watching. Bring so much heat that his son screams "make it stop" as I drain another 3. Finally the son screams "I have no father" as I throw down the 360 dunk on his head. The father goes home in shame and eventually commits a double-homicide and suicide due to the shame of such an agonising defeat.
Tuesday, wake up, work 6am to 4pm. Play ball at Barker. Bring so much heat that as another perfect rainbow 3 goes in the opponents screams are heard to break windows in Burnside.
Weds, wake up work 6am to 4pm. Go to coach at 6pm. Get frustrated with players during 1 on 1 drill so have someone guard me one on one to show players how it's done. Have one of my player's break his ankle clean in half while guarding my cross-over.
Thursday. Day off, relax. Usually dump whatever woman happens to be following me around at the time as she wants me to wear a light blue sweater as it matches my eyes. "What future dictator would wear a light blue sweater? I would be a joke; no one would fear me as a cruel twisted individual. You don't see Paul Arnott wearing light blue!"
Friday, work again. See Isaac pull out the front of work in his car going in the Ferrari car club cruise. Usually see him drive past laughing at poor kids throwing $100 bills out the car yelling "Hoops SA pays big biatch."
Saturday, more work. Go out at night, sometimes to the casino. Get to sneak a peak thru the keyhole in the high rollers room to see Isaac throwing down thousands of dollars on the roulette table with an orphan kid next to him. "If 16 come up kid, you can have the winnings. If not, you can be back on the street and not eat tonight." Falls on 14. "Sorry kid, 16 didn't come up. Guess its back to looking thru trash for you. Hahaha. Feel good for me while I drive past in my Ferrari. Bring in the next orphan!" Get kicked out by security when they throw out the orphan.
Sunday, work. Go around to local courts and pull out my "DC cross-over" so harsh on a Sudanese kid's arse that he decides it's safer to go back to a war-zone that to potentially face my fire again by living here and having to play DC.

As you can see, I'm pressed for time. There will be a list at the end of the NBL season, (or if the Sixers make the grand final) and a regular list each week in the ABL. So a new list in a week or two either way.

Now in the meantime, who else wants a piece of this fire?

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TR
Years ago

DC, love your work, but there is nothing wrong with wearing blue.... especially on the good side..ask the Music Man.... he'll give you the heads up.

In all seriousness, the only time you have been up at 6am is when you kicked a chic out... 6am is wrong for any day off the week!!!

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Music Man
Years ago

TR you would be best to sticking to what you know porn and fireworks!!

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Hoops

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