Jack Toft
Years ago
Boomers to adopt Catsuits
News just announced that BA has been issued a decree from Scomo that for the purposes of gender equity, the Boomers will be forced to adopt the Opal style Catsuit for the upcoming Olympics.
The only difference being that the Boomers catsuit will be supplied with optional extra padding known as the "Matt Shervington", in the "kosher" or "non-kosher" sub-option.