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Years ago
The no highlights, no swagger boys are back. These guys make bball look uncool.
David Barlow (c)
Clint Steindl (vc)
Kevin White
Shae Ili
Mitch Norton
Matt Hodgson
Tom Vodanovich
Sam McDaniel
Reuben Te Rangi
Dane Pineau
Brandon Teys
Kenny has graduated out of the team. He's more of a bogan now.
Yinka Dare
Years ago
Surely pinder is in this with his current hair.
Suxxer Fan
Years ago
Pinder either channeling Snow White or Lambs Testicles. Neither are koool.
Triple Sixxxers
Years ago
Hodgson dunks... pretty much that's all he does. Dunking looks cool.
Why is Steindl so pasty? Does the MFer never go outside?
Lovebroker
Years ago
Barlow does a pretty good job of grooming, better than most.
Perth fan.
Years ago
Pinder must be included.
Cadee an honorable mention
Perthworld
Years ago
When Wagstaff missed that last second layup, and made it onto ESPN SportsCenter's worst plays, the anchor was too busy making fun of his neck beard to talk about the miss.
FSTOS
Years ago
If you put the bottom half of Wagstaff's beard together with AJ's face beard that does not grow in the shade under his chin you would probably have something that resembles a half decent beard.
Triple Sixxxers
Years ago
Yeah, Barlow looks like he goes to the barber every few days and always has some product on hand for his noggin - his play may scream 'NEVER COOL', but his look is quite the opposite. You know that guy is hitting up trending alleyway coffee shops. Todd Blanchfield is the Never Cool Dave Barlow.
Is this even a serious topic? WTF!"When Wagstaff missed that last second layup,..." He proved he was a dick. That's all.
Perth fan.
Years ago
All topics posted are important.
Lamest tattoos are planned for the future.
Wagstaff's neck beard not even in the same league as Steindl’s, plus that guy looks gangly AF. DJohnson must be considered too, looks like spastic whenever he complains about not getting a foul call. Gleason to coach the not cool team.
Perth fan.
Years ago
Hi Perthworld. I had Cadee listed as an honorable mention.
Gleeson or Henry as coach and assistant.
Historically never looked cool: Matt knight and his shit Japanese tattoos
Perthworld
Years ago
Perth fan - I see it now, good choice.
Re: coaches I suggest Gleeson and Simon Mitchell as assistant.
#794 No, it's not serious you dumb phuck. It's funny. Go and study your spreadsheets nerd.
Oh yeah Matt Knight is a good call. Poor tattoos, hair like a sheep that needs shearing, T-shirt under the singlet. He ticks a lot of uncool boxes.
AussiePride
Years ago
Sobey's too athletic to be uncool even with those tatts. I am voting for 'Dead Man' Dave Barlow aka 'The Corpse' for captain of this team of misfits.
Crunch
Years ago
Anyone who wears a T-shirt's under their playing top. Isaac Humphries.
ME
(he/kangaroo)
Years ago
Every team seems to have one or two. Brendan Teys is an obvious selection that springs to mind. Reuben Te Rangi and his Kim Jong Un hair cut. Most kiwis in the league are shamefully uncool. Blanchfield has the world's most uncool last name. Not sure why everyone is sleeping on "Cammy" Gliddon's staunch uncoolness either. A lot of uncool guys on the Phoenix.
Jick
Years ago
Yeh Gliddon should go in for that wispy moustache and calling himself Cammy.
Great thread. Welcome back to year 10. No, you can't be in the cool group. But... can your ask that girl out for me? Hoops. Where busting your arse to scrape a living playing ball isn't enough to save you from childish comments.
What about past players ? Ben Knight notching his 400th game when he couldn't barely walk was uncool!!
I'd have Pinder on this current list. Not sure why he needs to bring unnecesary attention to himself?
Josh Garlepp
Years ago
Surely Mitch Creek is in there - trying way too hard to look cool
Josh Garlepp
Years ago
Throw Adnam in there too, looks like a 12 yr old waiting for a game at Timezone.
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