Matt Ryan
Years ago
Well, it worked so well the last time, so I thought we should try quotes from songs being inserted into game situations!
PLAYER: Coach, I'm the tallest guy here!
COACH: Well, "you might as well jump"!
("Jump" - Van Halen)
wayne beaumont
Years ago
Good move Isaac - Matt ought to be preparing lessons and impressing his mentor teacher!!!!!
Hope it is going OK for you young fella!!
Dr Bullshit
Years ago
coach before a grand final
'this is the time, this is the day that we've been waiting for. all the world will stop to watch you shine'
Bill Walton
Years ago
Half Time speech
Coach: Tiny Pinder!
Assistant Coach Wilt Chamberlain
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
Moses Guthrie
Years ago
Bill, we always suspected you used LSD while playing professional basketball and now, between this post and Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_drug_culture_figures), we know it's true!
Bill Walton
Years ago
Well Moses here is what happened
My coach sat me down and said don't use LSD anymore and I said "Why coach" and he replied,
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Now Im on way better gear.
Leigh
Years ago
Dear God Matt what have you started
BTW Best song quote i've ever heard
"just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."
Nirvana
I don't think you can use it in a game though.
Matt Ryan
Years ago
Isaac,
Great call!
Wayne,
I would be planning for lessons but PAC only went back today!
Also, some kid at PAC has already recognised me as a ref! How cool is that!
Thanks for the well wishes Wayne!
Back onto topic, player trashing talking:
"C'mon...Hit me with your best shot!"
("Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - PAT BENETAR)
Phil Jackson to MJ in a timeout with 2.8 seconds left, Bulls down by 1, Game 7.
"Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity.
To seize everything you ever wanted - One moment,
Would you capture it or just let it slip?...
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment!!
You own it, you better never let it go!!
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow!!
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo!!"
(Eminem - Lose Yourself)
Matt Ryan
Years ago
Player: Coach, why did you choose me to have the last shot?
Coach: "Baby, you were always gonna be the one"
("Run To Paradise" - CHOIRBOYS)
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