Most Padded Post

BIZZY

Stupidest drunk post of the season goes to .......

re: My What's Hot/Not List From tonights game (#48745)
you are hypocrytical wankers go suck yor selfs im pissed and had enuf im a beARCAT GET STUFFED
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Fair Dinkum, 03/09/05

although almost half of Bo Hamburger/Satish Dogra's posts would be up for selection, my nomination for funniest post is...


re: BODY SUITS.... Hot or not...? (#42806)
I love wearing nothing more than bathers to play in. I especially love it when every step i take rides that lycra further and further up my legs until i choke.
I love that I can't eat pasta or anythign milky for fear of the dreaded bodysuit-bloat. I love going to the toilet during half time and exhausting myself trying to get that sweaty, clingy material back on reasonably. I love the search for my g-string in my crack after the game. I love sucking my guts in all game and worrying more about how my arse looks than how I'm playing. I love that in those cold winter games everyone can always see my headlights.

So in short, Bodysuits are HOT.

(Mod: Nice. Still laughing.)

Boddie Sewt, 23/07/05

yep I agree that one was fantastic!!

Dr D,

I appreciate your sentiments but feel you vastly overrate me: I'd be happy with a strike rate of something like 1 in 10, or basically whatever John Starks shot in that Game 7 of the Knicks-Rockets finals whenever that was. :)

The more important question here is: what could these awards themselves be called?

I think the answer is easy: the Isaacs. "...and the Isaac for Funniest Post goes to..."

Perhaps we should give them honorary names, similar to the AFL, where the Best and Fairest is the Brownlow, the most goals in the season is the coleman...

ie

"The Bizzy, for most posts goes to Dr Bullshit"

or

"The Isaac, for the most sensible and reasonable post goes to EC"

or

"The Manute Bol, for the Token Minority poster goes to Smooth Butter..."

There would need to be an award for "what the"'s tireless pimping of the WNBA.

Yogee Could be the first entered into the Hall of fame first to hit 1000 quite the effort

I thought 1000 posts would be a Hall of Shame or get nominated for the Isaac for "Poster who Most needs a Life"

Dr Dunk,
I would like to thank my mum and dad for their support. My kids for their love and tolerance. My producer for giving me the opportunity, my..................

Well people Lets hear some thoughts ...

What was the Most Controversial Topic this season

Who was the Rookie Of the Year


And the Ultimate Award The " Issac " For the Poster Of the Year ... The Poster Who most People have Enjoyed reading

Most Controversial Topic Overall

"Is this allowed"

EC.... you forgot to thank God. :)

I WON SOMETHING, well theres a first time for everything. Shame i didnt get a good award, but thems the breaks. Maybe also awards to people that started a topic with most replies, person with the most clever pun in a post...etc

MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD

I'd have to say it's a tie between THE "Not being able to mention names" THREAD and THE "Under 10s" THREAD

(I think everybody knows which threads I am referring to. These two got a lot of ppl talking)

Most controversial threads are any of the threads containing the words 'BASA' and 'junior competition' in the same sentence.

I want to see the following awards:

'Most random spray at a poster who is taken out of context or misquoted'

'Moest inpreSsingly baddest usage of teh EnGlish LaNguaGe' and

'Most useless post complaining about the 'Moest inpreSsingly baddest usage of teh EnGlish LaNguaGe' of another poster'

Isaac should be able to let us know the most discussed topic and the post with the most hits...

Most Reads

Most Replies

You're able to view them yourself by the links at the top of the page ;)

ps. Panther you better be playing social tomorrow night! I've been waiting to play against you :P

Or just shows that they tend to use one topic for their entire season rather than split it up into individual games.

If the whole ABL season was discussed in one thread, I think we'd have had a winner...

I nominate the thread 'False allegations laid to rest' (In_the_know 06/09/05) for the following awards:

Most obtuse post;

Post with the most confused readers; and

Best use of a cliche involving sheep.

Although I love the idea of the awards being called "THE ISAACS", surely there will have to be an award for biggest stuff-up on this post. It can be called "THE OC" in relation to another award stuff-up... The Woolacott going to OCSAR, instead of Oscar!

how does the most pointless thread "18 div 2 winter 2005" get the most replies. This is appalling

Because there is a guy called "Dave" in it who just rattles off random crap at everyone.

Here's one you may know. You may not know it.
For the donation of 10kgs of sausages for the BBQ -
'The 36ers wish to thank Brendan Low of Low Quality Meat.'

This guy just bumped a 15 year old thread. How do you even find that?