Funny Woollacott Odds

O Forman $1.15
J Dix $1.65
C Wilson $4.50
D Ng $5.50
P Vandenerg $6.00
A Puddifoot $7.00
J Watson $7.50
B Gerlach $9.50
M Elder $10.50
T Gower $11.00
N Hambour $11.00
D Phillips $17.00
J Bayliss $19,000,000

Isaac forman to get a louder cheer than his brother $1.45

Kevin brooks to light up a stoogie $1.05

Woodville player to be the first to drive the porcelain bus $1.90

Crowd to start chanting "Yogee Yogee" $15.00

Entree to be served cold $13.00

Paul Bell to do his drop step, up and under move on the dance floor $1.10

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Lloyd Braun
Years ago

Dougie to be at the lamb spit by 9:30pm $1.10

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Kent Brockman
Years ago

As Oscar will be late to the big dance i want some of that Isaac action at $1.45.

Money in the bank baby!!

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SERAPIS
Years ago

Bizzy to reflect on this website in the following way

"so can someone give us a break down of what was said last night"

$1.15

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SERAPIS
Years ago

MacDonald and Bayliss to be called for fouls during the line-up to get in.

(Mod: Gold!)

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SERAPIS
Years ago

Rees to walk in to the room holding his follow through arm up from any one of the threes he has hit this season - $2.80

Bungy to snarl at all the refs sitting at one table (taking into consideration his better behavior in the latter of the year) - $8.30

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Anonymous
Years ago

Some people on this forum to get a life. $24.50

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gertrude
Years ago

ben hodges to somehow be called for a double foul whilst trying to sneak his way to the front of the bar.....$1.35

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D. Brent
Years ago

all south players to be horrifically drunk - bookmakers not taking any bets.

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Pickles Housemate
Years ago

Hodgey firming up to $1.00.

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Anonymous
Years ago

All south players to be horifically drunk before the show is started...

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S Vidmar
Years ago

Oscar to again spill red wine all over Cameron Wilson and then reply with "Oh sorry do you play basketball."

2 years in a row, never

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Dr Bullshit
Years ago

Me to win $1.01

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The Journo
Years ago

Every ABL Players employer to get a sickie phone call on Monday morning $1.01

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Anonymous
Years ago

The microphone to not work at some stage during the ceramony. $ 2.20-1

Panther to Foul J. Dix during an awards speach. $2.45-1

Somebody to spend the night in the Glenelg lockup. $4.00-1

BASA to forget to actually bring the medals, to then have somebody run back to bring them. $8.50-1

Three different player from various clubs to be approached and agree to move clubs throughout the night. $15.25-1

Finally, for the night to go without a hitch. $1000-1

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Western Highland Ape
Years ago

Drunkest Team Award

South & West........$2.25
Southern............$5.00
Norwood.............$5.50
Sturt...............$7.00
Eastern.............$8.00
Forestville.........$9.75
Woodville...........$10.00
Centrals............$15.00
North...............$25.00

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Senor Spielbergo
Years ago

A drunken player to tell his coach what he REALLY thinks of his coaching and court time - $4.20

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Anonymous
Years ago

Ha! Thats been done before.. wouldnt mind betting it will happen this year too. Coaches probably look forward to hearing exactly what their players think of them on Wollocott night, or maybe some coaches dread it.

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cheeky
Years ago

The crew at Talking Hoops should take a tape recorder to the event and get some players opinions of the year that was !!

Im sure you'd get some fun responses.

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Pickles Housemate
Years ago

the microphone to fail and the MC have to shout his announcements to the audience?

PRICELESS!

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Anonymous
Years ago

The Sturt Coaches to be at the G playing poker until 4 in the morning.

Wait, what is the time.

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sizzle reel
Years ago

kelson to use the 'f' word in a speech - 1:1

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Matt Ryan
Years ago

Michael Humphrys to not get a look in at the count and receive another "CD: DNP" (Coaches Decision: Did Not Party")

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Anonymous
Years ago

Matty thats so harsh, especially with the fact that I was the one to come out with that in the first place. But still very funny,

my money is on me.

$1.15

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52-cans
Years ago

dougghy to get clobbered by baylis while dougghy has a big smile on his face with the foul king crown on

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Matt Ryan
Years ago

I don't care Mike....Just like you, I GOT A BALL!

Money on female players claiming to be a "Bowley" just to get free drinks!

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Dr Bullshit
Years ago

drunkest team award:
Dr Bullshit and m dizzle (1.00000000001 to 1) rightnow betting has begun

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