"What, you still throwing up bricks? What is this, a Masons convention? Wha... clank, clank! I need, like, a welding torch to play in this league! I got an idea... let's just stop right now and gather up all these bricks and let's build a shelter for the homeless so maybe your mother will have a place to live!"

- Billy Hoyle

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RMQ
Years ago

Coach used to always say "Pass and cut, pick and roll, give and go"

Others

"...and 1"

"get off me"

"you reach, I teach"

"mama there goes that man"

"player x, eluding player y"

"IVERSON!"

"KOBE!"

"Finger rolllllllll"

"SUUUUUUUUBBBBS"

"pass the rock"

"home boy out there ballin like he's Jordan"

"He's heating up"

"He's on fire"

"boomshakalaka"

"Razzel Dazzle"

"Don't give it to Michael, it's not time yet"

"Pick Em up!"

"What number you got?"

"Iso"

"over, over, over"

"under, under, under"

"bump, bump, bump"

"Dive"

"swing it"

"pop"

"jack it"

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Anonymous
Years ago

"i feel like Bill Walton - Old and shitty" - Shaq

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Supernintendo Chalmers
Years ago

"WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?!" - Unknown.

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Anonymous
Years ago

"Left hand, right hand it doesn't matter, i'm amphibious" - Charles Shackleford

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Anonymous
Years ago

'The meek shall inherit the Earth.
But they won't get the ball.'

Barkley Nike T-Shirt

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Curtley
Years ago

"Deron Williams doesn't make out with b*tches, Deron Williams F##ks b*tches"

- Deron Williams

"My Bad"

- Manute Bol

"You're tall, you should play basketball"

- Australian woman in elevator to Michael Jordan

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Anonymous
Years ago

"This is where the bad man touched me."
-Points to the teddy bear

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maxymoo
Years ago

'The ball goes in the hoop....got it?

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Melbourne Boy
Years ago

"JAVAAAALE MCGEEEEEEE!" - Shaq

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Todd
Years ago

"Fake a pass to make a pass"
"Ball swing"
"Best offense in the world is a shot fake"
"Can't make chicken soup out of chicken weathers"
"Read her/her like a cheap novel"
"Thou shall not covet your team mates points"

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Anonymous
Years ago

"Read her/her like a cheap novel"

Personal favorite. Love a good stutter to ruin a quote.

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Anonymous
Years ago

Must be a WNBA quote.

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Murray Magpie
Years ago

I say "read you like a porno, one handed".

I'm 35 and it never gets old.

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Speed44
Years ago

Oh c'mon! What about "user-friendly roll"?????

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Baller6
Years ago

"Pass? Just get the rebound!" - Kobe :D

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A
Years ago

'Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk'- Shaq ad. Absolutely loved it when a kid.

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Let's be honest
Years ago

It's GRANDMAMA time!!!!!

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Daddy J
Years ago

"Hand down, man down"...Mark Jackson

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Anonymous
Years ago

Defence is not a rest period

There is no I in team

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Anonymous
Years ago

'Rebounding is a team sport!'

'You still throwing up bricks?'

And the classic;

'Ref, can I be tech'd for what I am thinking?'
'Nope.'
'Okay, well I am thinking you are making crap calls against us."

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Anonymous
Years ago

'There is no I in team.'
'Yeah, but there is I in WIN!'

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RMQ
Years ago

Let him make the first move Conway! ...wait that's mighty ducks

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