I have been wondering who Sturty6ers is. What about cheezeburger?

Panther????

I have a contract out on Eastern Lowland Gorilla!

what about thedoctor?

Who was 'Disgruntled Playa'? that post led to much speculation around some coaches................

Who is this 'Issac' fella.

Joke, it had to be added. :-)

Ive always wondered who Cheezeburger is....all I can summise from his postings is that he is definately not a point guard and spends the majority of his days dreaming that the Atlanta Hawks will one day be a powerhouse in the NBA

I dont know who Double Clutch is, but his work weekly write ups are the highlights of the week on this forum. Also, J Bags has been of the best if not inconsistent posters- 'Bags is a funny bastard! Again, no idea of who either of em are!

Yer "thedoctor" I always wanted to know who the "Panther" fella was!
Mine would be...
1. Manute
2. Yogee
3. Skyhook
4. MW
5. That bloke anonymous.....he's everywhere!

Well it's obvious who Manute is. He's me!

Manute

Cheezeburger, ELG, Undersized pf are obviously Woodville players. Isaac, I don't think I get in trouble for that, you can tell from their posts.

Gee Panther, you must be one of the few people that dont know me.

Can find me on the stats bench at any Warriors home game :)

You actually looked at me and nodded at me last time you played there, thought you must have known :)

I don't like introducing myself to players/coaches during warm ups or during the game (obviously) for fear of screwing with their game prep.

I've been called a lot of things on this forum! I am curious which one of us here is Boti Nagy...surely he would post here. Also who is Yogee??

Ok, enough of the humour, my list would be:

1) Vincent Vega
2) Satish Dogra
3) Solid Gold
4) Sexual Paul Rees
5) Bizzy
6) Uwe Blab
7) Bob Knight
8) Mum
9) Wow
10) Herb Smith

Thanks Yogee...the penny just dropped!

the truth

would love to know who he is! for all the wrong reasons.

It would be interesting to know who posts under different names....Isaac you would know who these people are wouldn't you?

MW, I don't actively look for people doing that, but sometimes it's noticeable from a distinctive IP or other administrative reasons. There are some people who change aliases regularly, some who have two or three, and others just post anonymously if they want to say something a bit controversial.

I would encourage all of these things because I think it's good to get some identities on here rather than everyone posting anonymously.

But given that people do it for a reason, I won't tell you who those people are.

Posting from the same IP doesn't guarantee the same individual. Someone might be visiting them .....

Yes, schools and workplaces often share an IP (which is why it's easy for me to have a fair few of Adelaide's schools blocked from posting on the site!).

Yer that's true. One of my friends got banned because another of our mates posted something from his PC at home!

me..


(i think I had too much to drink last night ;-)

ShaneD

1. Satish Dogra
2. Manute Bol
3. thedoctor
4. hoop addict
5. Bizzy

There should be a Hoops "coming out" party. kinda like a masquerade party. Be very interesting.

Isaac,

You brush off the people who post under their "real" names too quickly for my liking. I smell a good conspiracy theory. :)

My conspiracy theory is that everyone who posts under their real name, ie

Isaac
Paul Arnott
Liam Flynn
Scott Whitmore
Dougie
Daryl Simmons
Scott Butler
Wayne Beaumont
Eric Bradley
and of course, Manute Bol
et al

is actually just the one person, who goes to a lot of trouble to cover their tracks. The question is: who?

My guess is ... Oscar Forman. :)

interesting you should say that Satish - i used to be confinced that Isaac was Satish.

I was certain that Isaac used that alias when he wanted to post jokes.

This i a great thread i was only thinking about this the other night!

My list would include:

1. Satish
2. Bizzy ..my nemesis LOL for obvious reasons (just kidding)
3. Cheeseburger
4.Dr Dunkenstein ....


Panther ... ill give you a clue about my identity... scroll down ..










I play basketball ... for about 19 years now ...

i want to know what SA Basketball "Big Wigs" come on here, whether they post or otherwise.

People like Boti Nagy, Colin Thompson, Phil Smyth, Neil Gliddon.

Shane D is either a chicken farmer or a chef.

Dr D,

Aren't conspiracy theories fun?Yours is certainly a plausible one.

Whether it's true or not, I'll leave that to Isaac to confirm or deny.

That's if "Isaac" is who he says he is...

I am not Satish. Oscar reads the forum but doesn't post (though I suspect he has once because there was an in-joke not many would have found funny).

He found out at Boomers Camp that Pero has read the forum. (Speaking of Pero, Oscar said that in one of the Japanese games, Pero swore in Serbian and got teched. Turned out one of the refs was Italian and understood what he'd said. Haha.)

Paul Rees has posted (under his own name), as has Dusty Rychart (but only once or twice). David Cooper would have read it. BASA staff definitely read the forum and some have posted in the past. Darren Ng says he doesn't read it, but I don't believe him. Or Todd Gower (hello Todd!).

I would bet money that Boti couldn't resist. Doubt Smyth would read it.

Dr Dunkenstein has visited my office to verify my existence.

Where is your office Isaac? I know the address but where abouts on the Parade is it?

I heard that Oscar doesn't have a brother. Isaacs' last name is Farnham. He changed it a few years ago and he just follows Oscar round as part of the Masquerade.

Bizzy, on the main intersection opposite the cinema.

Lippy, I've also heard it said that Isaac doesn't have a brother, and Random Oscar follows me around!

Might have to come in and double check that you are real like Dr D.

Sorry, but the last thing I need is people coming in to chat when I should be working! I would have to make people pre-pay at the door for a consultation otherwise I won't get anything done, no offense.

nah I may actually have some work for you. Friends need a webby.

I have never seen Oscar and Isaac in the same room at the same time...interesting

Bizzy, that's a different story!

Brockman, load of crap and you know it!

A few people in this thread have questioned who I am. If you are curious you will see me at the Sturt v Eastern game on satdie night.

Do you really want to know who I am????

I'm that crazy booze hound that sits at the end of the court at the southern games.

bags is back!

Anon, I will be the hippy looking dude with dreads.

J Bags,

That narrows it down to, oh, only about FIFTY people it could be.

Where have you been?

I'd like to know who "Pickles Housemate" is!

Mate I have been in the forum wilderness!

wondering aimlessly through copious amounts of drunken haze!

I have awoken and crawled out my sleeping bag.

yes the doctor.i do play for woodville(12 years).i do follow the atlanta hawks through thick and thin.and yes i am a PF/C.

the doctor is a player/coach isnt he?and led blaclfriars to everything but albury.

does oscar forman post????

(Mod: no. Everyone else in the family seems to though! Haha.)

J Bags your return pleases me and the plethora of Spaniards at my disposal.

Welcome back from the forest of the Double Blacks!
I know who you are, and where you live! Ha ha ha...

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition

Dear Matt Ryan,

I played for NCT and Sturt in my Junior days.

What about Jirachi, would love to know who that is.

My Guesses

Hoop Addict - Coaches Sturt 18 Girls
ELG - Big Guy that plays in the woodville reserves team
Isaac - Isaac Forman (whoa I must be smart)
Dr Drunkenstein - Coaches Eastern 16 Girls (massive sideburns - love the work thats been put in to get them just right)
J Bags - Southern Tigers DO

I could be way wrong on these, I cant be sure.

i know who cheezburger is he told me once :P

I'm glad that J Bags is back too - I'm looking forward to the "J Bags' greatest sign-offs" thread.

In other news: this is my last post as Satish Dogra. I got this name from a mate, and thought it was hilarious - but he didn't tell me it actually belongs to a real person who apparently lives in Adelaide!

It's been a great name, and it's served me well, but I'm moving on.

For those of you playing at home, I'm now going to go by the name of another real person: Bo Hamburger, in honour of the Danish cyclist currently in possession of the world's greatest sports name.

It's good to be back folks. It has been a long and winding season, and my continual double black training has made me a better person.

My greatest sign off's post will be started soon. Keep your eyes peeled!
:-)

I'm packing my bags for the end of season trip! Again!

godfather you are right on some of em !

Dr Bullshit = Bizzy !! lol just kidding

Hoops Addict is affiliated with the eagles ?

Anyone give me a clue who Kent Brockman is ?

...wrong about HA though.

HA = Woodville?

mmm, J Bags and Gertrude are from the Southern end of town, but i'd love to know who they are...

Care to drop a hint, like i did in my previous post???

Please?

godfather - that is not me. He is a friend of mine, and a poster tho.

here a conspiracy for you Satish/Bo Hamburger

Boti Nagy posts under the alias Bizzy.

Think about, he throws out absurd pointless comments, like a fishing line, try to reel in any basketball news or story from people replying to cut him down...

we can all dream.

But seriously, i will be looking for you on Saturday Bizzy, put a face to a million posts. Just kidding.

I'll offer a carton of Pale to the person who identifies Bizzy at the game, without already knowing him.

Identify him to whom? If you, you're going to have to identify yourself first.

What do we get if we can out him to the public by having him sing the national anthem? :P

You know where to email me to arrange collection Isaac..!

Not sure who Skyhook and Truth are. But they both know me, which is a no brainer. So I would like to know and thank them for keeping posted on the Flames.

So there's a carton up for grabs to the person who ID's me without knowing me. Good luck to you all, as I said I will be the hippy looking dude at the Sturt v Eastern game.

Dr D,

I like your theory. To develop it further, I ask: is it a coincidence that Boti Nagy's and Bizzy's names both start with 'B' and end with 'y'?

Thanks for the compliment Anon but no I am not the moustached wonder.....or am I?

Satish if you are going for great sports names with a basketball theme may i suggest

World B Free or Tree Rollins?

Would have suggested the great Misty Hymen but that just would not be right.

Bizzy,


Did you play juniors for Centrals (with Shane B and Ryan P and Chris M) a few years ago? Did Glenn H or Athol M coach you? And is your first name Ben? Did you dislocate your knee at a sports carnival once?

Ben not sure of last name???

And who are you Sir Isaac Newton?

You could be around the mark with that info.

If you dislocated your knee (key info) I know who you are, left handed shooter?

Lets just say that most people don't have 2 good words to say about me at Centrals anymore.

Any more clues as to your identity Sir?

What major even happened at that time (when Glenn H was your coach)? And you will know who I am.


And did you dislocate your knee? Ya or Na


Benny E

Event*

Yeah I did dislocate it, really bad, had to have ops on it.

Did you play in my team? Or what number were you?

Lets just say that I not a great fan of RD (Vink) or Nigel A. Bad memories


I sure you know who I am and I never played in your side. But I was actively involved for a period of time.

Think real hard and think laterally and you should work out who I am.

Can I get you two a room?

I can point Bizzy out in a line-up dose mean I win the Pale Ale?

Sir, I seriously have no idea, could be anyone of a number of people.

Coach or player? Did I know you well?

Identities have to stay anonymous as long as humanely possible, and Iam just be cryptic about it.

No idea mate. So you win this cryptic game shite.

That would just make to easy; you don't know me all that well but I am sure that we know each other well enough to have a chat about some events that happened at hillcrest one Friday night, many moons ago.

Newton, rather than keep posting here. Ask Isaac for my e-mail and send me one.

LOL> ok but do u know a scott.

I know many scotts, as i said e-mail me.

i really doubt mr anonymous knows who i am.....
i think it is interesting just hearing people's perspective without knowing their background....reputations count for nothing.

"Identities have to stay anonymous as long as humanely possible, and Iam just be cryptic about it."

Sir Isaac put us ALL out of our misery 'humanely' !! lol


Isaac ,

Great call " get a room " !!

Are you making fun of the miss spelling (extra E) or the origin of the word? That you may not understand

"Humanly" it is an adverb and derived from Latin 'homo' meaning man, if something is humanly possible it will last until a person can figure it out.


Sorry for posting in a public forum 'Skyhook' but I guess some people must be a part of the boys club.

KB/Boti,

Misty Hymen is right up there with great sports names, no question.

Another favourite of mine is the current Real Madrid coach, and erstwhile Brazil coach, Wanderley Luxemburgo.

It's like a two-word poem.

PS Isaac, what is the forum record for the thread with the highest number of replies? Is this thread getting close?

Topics with most replies - not really.

There is one topic that recently passed 300 replies. Four that are 200+. Eighteen that are 100+.

This one has 95 replies (this will be 96) and 1430 reads. The most read topic has 7000+ reads, and there are a few more with 4000+.

Use the links at the top of the index to see the most read topics, most replied to topics and the topics with the most recent action.

Thanks Isaac,

Next time I'll actually make an effort to see what resources are available on this site, rather than just post thoughts as they pop into my head. :)

Having said that, this thread was on 300+ plus pace for a few moments there while the Bizzy/Sir Isaac Newton lovefest was going on.

Going back to Misty Hymen - what if she hooked up with Peter van den Hoogenband at a swim meet and got married but decided to keep her surname as well as Pete's.
Commentators would then have to say:
Misty Hymen Hyphen van den Hoogenband!

Carton of Pale is a one-night deal - find the hippy at the game only.
POLICE LINE UPS DO NOT COUNT!!!

Rexxy,,,,,is that really you?

... did you mean assumption? lol

Godfather,

Dr D is not me, but care to elaborate on

"massive sideburns - love the work thats been put in to get them just right"

Not sure what you mean.

secondly i occasionally fill in for other coaches in a lot of age groups when they have other commitments, so i can't claim to be the 16s coach (but you may have seen me coach them).

First of all, Dr Drunkenstein, I know you but you do not have a clue who I am. I'm not your friend as I have never met you. I know of you. I have been on as many a alias until this one stuck, I'm yet to be signalled out. Although I dont post that much either. Isaac would know who I am.

Godfather I think you are getting me confused... I am NOT Dunkenstein, but am a friend of Dunkenstein. Just though I'd clear that up :)

Again... what did you mean bout getting the burns right?

Where would our paths have crossed?

Sorry I did not read the above post. The one just above mine. Will take that one back but I still love dunkensteins side burns. They are mad lamb chops

Godfather, I know which browser you use and what ISP you use, but a number of people use the same one and that hardly narrows it down! I could guess your club-affiliation from your posting history and make an assumption as to your gender and age based on a joke about Paul Rees. But that still leaves a number of options! You either coach or have a son playing in a specific age group.

Actually, to be sporting, I'll take a guess and try not to give it away. Your surname begins with a letter not found in the alias "The Godfather", though every letter bar the first is found. On track or miles off?

Dunkenstein is a baby faced playa/coach that has as much chance of growing sideburns as an Arab has of getting a pilot licence.

Again since you no speak English. I am NOT Dunkenstein. He is sitting next to me now though.

Isaac, you are way off. About as far off as I am about dunkenstein having massive side burns (wish I could get some of those).

Too many people post and change names frequently for me to keep up on everyone!

A previous alias has begun with "Mo"?

Actually, have I modified a post by you to change the alias in the past?

As impressive as they are, i still have a long way to go. Check out these.

I hope to be there in a couple of years :)

No I dont think so. Although you could be right I have had a few different names. I'd like to stick with this nickname so if you do figure it out then keep it to yourself. Heres a clue (Mod: clue removed) Keep it to yourself.

click.

I got you sussed.

Will keep it to myself tho, thanks for the hint.

Yes, I changed the alias of a post of yours. I had originally ruled you out for not being the "desperate for sideburns" type. Hah.

Was that too obvious

yeah, you really "Saw Purporse Enlightening Little Trevor" it out for me...

Lucky Isaac has you covered, literally.

Yes, but I figure only a couple of people spotted it before it was removed. If you want to enter the Contributor Relocation Program to refind your anonymity, email me and I've got a great new alias up for grabs!

Nice come back but for now the godfather is dead as my secret is out. I must take this alias's life and become...................

Double Clutch- i know ur name, ur a forestville person, just i have absolutely no idea who you are. How crap is that? A chance at cracking a personality but no face.

Here's a tip. I'm the one with the brains and the looks.

(Mod: And the world's most massive mobile phone.)

P.S. Everyone knows I'm a North person. Cheapshot, Mapunda, Burdon, Looselips. Think about it.

Which game are we all heading to on the weekend?

i think it just clicked to me who double clutch is....

Are you disappointed?

(Mod: LOL)

Shame there isn't a double-header there, but I'll probably be at Pasadena.

I'm heading out to Pasadena aswell. I'm interested to see who comes up and tries to find me to win their Carton of Pale Ale.

I'll be at Marion. Sturt vs South womens. Yes it's womens, but it should be a good game with both teams capable of getting to the grandfinal yet having to put this game on the line to have a chance. A loss means season over.

Plus marion's closer :)

Don't bother trying to ignore me tonight. I'll be at Wayville.

so bizzy, who was first to identify you?

#43945, posted by Dunkenstein the identifier. That's cheap dude, cheap! I vote that you only get a six-pack for this... Haha.

Dr Dunk was the first to identify me - well first to ask me anyway. Others may have spotted me first. Isaac should be the one to get the carton for being the first to chat to me. But the rules stipulated first to identify me and that was Dunk.

Great game though. Was good to finally put some names to faces.

HOW DO I CONTACT DR DUNKENSTEIN???

email me lgriffiths @ hotmail.com

will do.

Housemate: you put on a dreadlocked wig and go to a basketball game. The first person to say "Are you Pickles Housemate?" and then do a little dance when the response is in the affirmative is Dr Dunkenstein.

Alternatively, you post something critical of the Eastern Mavericks, and then monitor the temperatures of every computer in the state. The warmest one, heating up from sheer, frantic use is that of Dr Dunkenstein.

If neither of those two work, you hold a Rick Castle Lookalike competition. The winner will be Dr Dunkenstein.

Found this picture of Liam Flynn posing with Isaac's Ferrari.

(Sorry Liam.)

nobody knows who i am

Isaac does not have a Ferrari. No more jokes about Isaac having a Ferrari. (It's making it hard for me to get past the girls waiting outside my office.) No jokes about the girls or about my office either.

Hard to know what is shinier Dr D - the car or my scalp....

Anonymous (#46511),

You cared enough to post that no-one cares - so that's one more person than no-one, at least.

I suspect that you are the Perth Wildcats new import, jealous that you are not the only one who's appeared on this site posing with a Ferrari.

Your sentence is to be blindsided whilst running at full pace by a mid-court Pero Cameron screen

Are any of them redheads?

sorry liam... best picture i could find. Doesn't do you any justice, but the public need to be informed.

speaking of red-heads, anyone seen Manute Bol.

hasn't been here for a while, heard anything liam, bo?

Last I heard on Bol was that he was busy with his SNBL duties - but I'd also heard his team in the SNBL were having trouble financially staying under the cap.

It's a kind-of weird cap they've got over there, as it's all done in animals. Rookies start out getting insects, you work your way up to two-legged creatures (basically chickens, or if you're lucky, quail) and the stars like Bol get four-legged creatures (like cows, or sheep).

It's even tougher for imports: they revoke your passport at the airport on the way in and they don't give it back until you average a double-double. Brutal, but performance-based contracts are all the rage these days.

as they say, "bovine bol"..

Hey, just in case anyone was wondering, I paid Dr Dunk at the GF last Saturday night - it wasn't a carton, but near enough in $ term (He let me off a few bucks).

Just wondering if Dr Dunk actually remmebers who i am in real life if he sees me again.

I must say teh National Anthem was great, particularly the audience participation.

FMJ,

It also explains why, if you look up the Sudanese equivalent of the Yellow Pages, the Musty Brown Pages (www.mustybrownpages.com.sd), you'll find a business called "Manute's Manure".

I'm sure there's lots of other quirky things that go on in the SNBL besides the "salary" cap, and I'd love to hear from Manute about what some of them are.

I would like to know who LITTLE TREVOR is.

LITTLE TREVOR,

Do you and I have a $5 bet going at the moment?

Just a guess.

Woo Hoo!

TOLD YA!

I'll collect the money Friday night when I see you!

Thats a piss weak bet guys. The $30 i paid to Dr Dunk sets the tone.

Anyone wanting to identify Little Trevor just needs to watch Matt Ryan on Friday night. (no money offered)

You heard it here first. Its pickles housemates fault that i was at the ABL GF, but can only one moment from the entire night, i cracked a 'HoopsSA' joke right behind the woodville bench and Elder and (Random) turned around laughing.

I'm sure it was a great game... if only i could remember it.

Pickles Housemate,

"Little Trevor" didn't turn out to be who I thought it was (still have my suspicions though).

So, who are you "Little Trevor"?

Also, I'd like to know who "what the" is, along with quite a few others!

bring back sexual paul rees

You were hunting me early Matt. Have a word to Dr Dunk, he's got the scoop... if he can remember who I really am.

I was hunting, kinda got my eye on ppl who have more so recently been talking about me!

You want hints? You still will have no idea. Ill give a hint. Red Buddha.

That makes a lot of sense. Hey BS ?

Still haven't figured out who i am?

DR BS. i've figured you out. Should've guessed earlier, the amount of crap you dribble here, was the same as when i knew you a couple of years ago. haha.

And as for the ever elusive Bo Hamburger....


the search continues.

Matt Ryan still dunt know me. :)

(I deliberately used "dunt" instead of "doesn't")

Dunkenstein has forgotten what i look like - his tharapist helped him erase the memory. I should have the same bet with him next year - BUT he has to find me at the ABL Grand Final!

Pickles Housemate,

Thank you for letting everybody know that I don't know you!

Again, I haven't gone hunting lately.

How about when the Junior season starts up again, come out to Pasadena on a Friday nigth and introduce yourself!

Come out to other stadiums on a friday night and you might bump into me...