I will qualify anything I say in response to your idea Pud by firstly letting you know that I have had two kids in the VJBL for about 9 years and yes, we travel from Geelong, which is country.
Without getting caught up in the perceived naivety of your post, I will attempt to answer your question with as much objectivity as I can, notwithstanding the way you have appeared to be confrontational in your original porting.
Travel time is a huge issue for the VJBL, it is compounded by distance and start times, let's face it there is not much joy in playing at 10.00-11.00pm regardless of how far we travel.
Years ago, the VJBL treated country teams like poor cousins by having them play all home games at the Metro club's venue, this was changed to Werribee or Coburg for Geelong teams for some time until equilibrium was established and home/away was introduced.
There is a by-law that assists teams traveling excessive distances, more a common sense rule really, that allows the two clubs to sort out and play both games at a neutral venue. This isn't coordinated by the VJBL though, it relies on the teams to do it themselves, so court availability can be an issue.
Werribee to Frankston (both Metro) is about an hour and a half, if you get a good run, so although you place a two hour limit on your idea, there are Metro trips that can easily get to that time frame.
While many country people will find your post quite comical and to be frank I almost hear the dueling banjos strumming in the background, there needs to be some common sense approach taken to try to ease the burden of travel on Friday nights, but your original post may be a little too far right to consider going back to, I would suggest brother...