Jack Toft
Years ago
CABL F1nals Action
Women:
Panthers vs Eagles
The Panthers are having a season to remember and have easily accounted for the Feagles this season. On home court and with the Panther faithful hungry for finals success, it seems they will be feasting on roasted eagle tonight. They better watch out though, eagle needs to be cooked just right, or else the panthers might get a dose of indigestion. Whatever they do, don't roast them with apples, or they will repeat on you. Panthers with the sharp claws tonight will close out the season for their feathered opponents.
Sturt vs North
This is a game that could go either way. North with the early form and Sturt coming good at the end of the season. The sentimental favourite is North, but Sturt know their way around a finals court like James Bond knows his way around a casino. Big Bad Barry better look for Sturt’s tell if he is to put his chips on the table. Don’t go all in Bazza, you might need some chips for next week.
Men:
West vs Forestville
These teams have been tight all year and without the services of Gibbo, Forestville need to do it by themselves. In fact, they don’t need a weapon of mass seduction when they have a weapon of mass destruction. Enter Jake Rios, who just dropped a lazy 47 last week like it was just a chore. Westies might have the home court advantage, but that means nothing unless someone stands tall, dons a kilt and paints their face blue. It’s bye bye to the loser and I think the home crowd will be disappointed.
Norwood vs Centrals
The Lions are down the Nung River looking for Colonel Kurtz. They have reached the Cambodian border and stumbled into the lair of Colonel Cooper and his band of merry men. Will Colonel Whitmore land a strategic napalm strike, or will Cooper be the one to napalm them? Ah I love the smell of napalm (and it’s so easy to make too!) The Flames have burnt the Lions twice this year, so it could be third time lucky for the Miller Army, or else they might be hosting Forestville next week. Better book Starplex.
