Jack Toft
Years ago
R13 ABL Action
Norwood-Mavs
Women: Ah, MARS the home of the Lady Flames where visiting teams are regularly sacrificed and burnt to the basketball gods. A special "wheel of death" has been installed by Norwood Hierachy so visiting teams can spin and have a choice of torture.
Men: Coops' boys are going for 8 in the row and look stronger than the All Blacks against the Japanese National rugby team. Hard to see the Mavs getting out of this one. It’ll be a long trip back up the freeway, so at least pop into Maccas on the way home.
Tigers-Rockets
Women: Tigers need this one and then rely on results in they want to keep in touch, but the Rockets have more to play for. Sharp claws are needed by the Tigeresses, but they might be regretting some earlier decisions and missed opportunities, like me buying Spandau Ballet concert tickets.
Men: If this was a nightclub, the Tigers have been playing the role of wingman well. They have been around the mark, but Rockets are having a season to forget. Away from their home disco, the Rockets likely to go home empty handed.
Sturt-South
Women: MOTR. Can someone please check the Sturt girls cast a reflection in the mirror? Sturt coming good at the right end of the season and last time South had a season like this Rolf Harris was in the charts with Jake the Peg. Massive game and Novosel unlikely to get much of a rest tonight. South will play out of their skins, but Sturt too good at home.
Men: South purred last time they met and Sturt might be in for an unpleasant surprise if they are not switched on from tip off. It’s unusual for Sturt to lose at home, but if there is an upset this round, South might dack the Sabres on their home court. First quarter the most important on tonight.
West-Forestville
Women: West need a win to keep in touch with the 5, but with the Eagles throwing out the spinnaker for the home run, the Bearcats will be looking for some second tier players to take the wind out there sails. Forestville are seasoned party animals when it comes to finals and will win this dance off.
Men: MOTR. West have quietly gone about their business this season and Forestville would be looking to replace Centrals in the 5. Hopefully we will see plenty of Gibbo and with DJ rumoured to be released from PR, would Forestville mind if he was put on the scoresheet? While Forestville have the stars, West seem to be a star team and Truslove is the key to this game IMO. West in what should be a decided in the last quarter. You can get slower, but you can’t get taller.
Centrals-Woodville
Women: Centrals shooting was better last week and they need to keep it up to have any hope of snatching a morale boosting win over the Warriors. Carmen Reynolds the standout Warrior and KB needs a cunning plan to keep her under control. Does she know the difference between Gawler and Goolwa?
Men: Although it’s 3 v 4, both teams have their problems. The Miller-less Lions are a bit like Iraq after the US Forces pulled out. Miller providing them with dunks and rebounds all in a row. Last time they played, Woodville was coached by Al and Daniel Sims’s gold necklace still shone. Woodville seems to be Centrals bogey side and might just over run them like ISIS fighters. (I thought Malory Archer was the head of ISIS?)