Isaac
Years ago
Funny Big, loud Sixers fans needed
Dignified? Athletic? Well-presented?
Boys, if these terms describe you as a Sixer fan, it's probably best that you scamper off to get your hair done, and leave everyone else to read on because we're looking for big Sixers fans. And when we say "big" we may also mean it literally. If you're on a permanent "see-food" diet, we support that -- the Sixers dancers are too slim to spot from the back of the Dome anyway!
So, if you're a natural, attention-seeking extrovert or even a tightarse who'll do anything to get a Sixers season ticket without opening your wallet, listen up. We want you if you've ever yelled something at the opposition that drew a laugh, put on a Hawaiian shirt for a game, stood up with friends with SIXERS painted across your collective chests or worn a crazy wig for a dare. Oh, that was your real hair?
We understand that you may have needs. Greasy needs. But we'll make sure they're met. And we guarantee that you'll have fun too.
To express your interest in getting involved, you'll need to contact Paul Bauer ([email protected]) at the Sixers. Email him three words that best describe you, a bit about yourself as a Sixers fan, maybe any recent costume parties you've been to, which animal you most like to eat, and perhaps your all-time most memorable meal -- and we'll get the basketball rolling.
Alternatively, if this sounds like someone you know, we think its in their best interests if they hear about this great chance to take that next step as a fan. Pass on this notice or show them the page. Your help in outing our biggest fans is appreciated.
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This is an initiative of the 2005/06 Sixers Game Night Committee: Paul (36ERS), Teresa (36ERS), Rachel (36ERS), Jane (dancers), Ben (music), Bonz (MC), Isaac (mercenary). If you have ideas, send them through because we're going to make sure that its showtime at the Dome this season.