Double Clutch
Years ago
Cash for comments
Australia's leading ABL journalist, BigDC is opening expressions of interest for sponsorship of his weekly Hot/Not list in return for favorable comments.
BigDC has gained a reputation as Australia's leading ABL journalist over the last year with his sublime Hot/Not list of high circulation. As a sponsor of such a list exposure to almost 1,400 clicks a week occur, 700 of which is an Uzi wielding Mike Mckay who sits in front of his computer counting down the days to his so called "Final DC Solution." Mr. Clutch also will give exposure in the mainstream media thru his non-basketball ventures, as seen thru his recent rescue of Australian captive Douglas Wood, after the proof of life question was replied to with the correct answer of "Jessie."
The highest bidder for the week will receive favorable comments in the hot list which will most likely lead to a call from Paul Arnott who wishes to relieve himself of some stock from his bottomless "money-pit" on said hack player. As an added bonus Double Clutch will also make negative comments towards the highest bidder's main rival, accusing rivals of "terrorist activities".
Payment is preferable by forms of cash or sexual favours, but all offers will be considered. In order to bid simply send a e-mail to [email protected] under the subject heading "sell-out".
