Baron Davis claims to have been abducted by aliens

"NBA star Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens during a recent drive in the Californian desert."

"Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people - half human, half ugly-looking mother f*****s."

Link here - http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/basketball/new-york-knicks-star-baron-davis-abducted-by-aliens/story-fni2u9cl-1226679025835

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MACDUB
Years ago

He is referring to Sam Cassell

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Anonymous
Years ago

or maybe he was looking in the mirror

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Anonymous
Years ago

probably chillin with The Game smoking too much chronic

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Anonymous
Years ago

Bubonic chronic Seattle supasonic

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WestCoastWildcat
Years ago

Good O'l Sam Cassell. Love it MACDUB.

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Benno
Years ago

how funny are his quotes??

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Anonymous
Years ago

School holidays again kids

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Badassmofo
Years ago

Cocaine is a helleva drug..

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Crocs4Life
Years ago

The dude is trippin major stylez!

my favourite quote is the bit where he had to stop off at In n Out Burger to calm down. More like order a supersize meal coz he had the munchies!!

Truly the funniest sport news story in recent times.

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Beekayz
Years ago

I love how some stories have him going to In n Out Burger after the abduction, while other, like this one, have him going there WITH the Aliens.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/baron-davis-claims-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-071213

And the quote "'I don't think it was an abduction cause now I am sharper and shit. I am retaining information,’ is fantastic

Apparently he is writing a book about the encounter.

You can hear the relevant 3 minutes of the interview via this link http://deadspin.com/baron-davis-says-he-was-abducted-by-aliens-754900965?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362438/Basketball-star-Baron-Davis-says-actually-abducted-aliens-weeks-ago.html#ixzz2Z24c4tLE
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Sammy
Years ago

Apparently just a publicity stunt for space jam2

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Isaac
Years ago

"I mean, you go on a podcast with two comedians, two funny guys and it's like, 'Hey, I' need to come with like a funny story'," Davis told me during an interview on MSG Network. "Not thinking I was that important to the world, not even knowning that alien abductions are important to the world, just kind of making a joke."

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