Jack Toft
Years ago
R8 ABL Action
Mavs - Tigers
Women: You can't say the Mavettes fans aren’t getting their monies worth this season, it’s one great game after another. Tigeresses will go hard, but Mavettes on the rebound are as dangerous as eating puffer fish prepared by a chef using a blunt knife.
Men: Might not be the prettiest game tonight, but will still be contested like two seagulls fighting over a hot chip. Tigers to keep the Mavs pain going.
Flames – Sabres
Women: MOTR. Flames a cut above the rest and Sabres in full swing, Flames should win by about 20, but the Sabres will eat them alive with wasabi if they don’t treat them with respect.
Men: The Flames will need to be like midgets at a urinal – on their toes. Just when they get a bit of momentum, along comes The Sabres. Both teams are looking for 3 in a row, but will the Sabres be the gatecrashers and trash the party? Flames by 5.
Bearcats – Panthers
Women: On paper, 'Cats by 30. Both these teams have put up a similar number of shots, and 37% is always gunna beat 29%, but if you practice your shooting, you only need a good night.
Men: Well, who would have thought DJ was so cruicial to the Westies boys. They get a chance to make amends this round and should add to the Panther’s pain, regardless if DJ is playing, or off surfing.
Warriors – Eagles
Women: I would like to write some inspiring words for the home team, but I think the Eagles’ tallons are just too sharp.
Men: MOTR. Warriors were out foxed last round. Eagles just don’t know how to die. This will be tighter than a fat kid in a rashie. It deserves to go to OT and with my predictor saying Eagles by 1 point, I think it might. For the Warriors to win, it will be like playing backyard cricket on a doggy do riddled lawn, they just gotta focus.
Lions – Rockets
Women: The North squad has 914 games experience. The Lions pride have a combined 215 games experience between them, Jo Hill has 206, which meant that last week she had more experience than the whole squad. The result is a foregone conclusion, but at least KB’s Angels are getting better each week.
Men: The Battle of the North. Lions having their best season since the '84 team and their short shorts graced the court. Rockets have been rejuvenated with the addition of Petrie. Lions showed how vunerable Westies were last round and this game will be a beauty! The braun of the Rockets against the running game of the Lions. Norf in a boilover.