Jack Toft
Years ago
R7 ABL Action
Rockets - Tigers
Women: Big game for the Tigeresses. Rockettes hotter than a Hawaiin volcano in volcano season. A sacrifice might help, but there's no way to sugar coat this. Rockettes by about 40.
Men: Why is it that the Peach is the only player listed on the Rockets website with his middle name? I bet that’s something his mum’s shouted from the backdoor many a time, usually followed by "wait until your father get’s home" Tigers with a valiant effort last round will push the Rockets all the way and my little result calculator says the Tigers by 5, but I have a feeling the Peach will be the party pooper. Sometimes you just gotta put the stones on the line. Tigers.
Panthers – Flames
Women: If last week was a Lionhunt, then the big cat adventures continue this week as Pritchard’s predators pounce perfectly to pacify, placate and prevail over the Panthers.
Men: Flames racing up the ladder will sparkle tonight. South could get up, then again so could Julia in September. Norwood’s fight will ensure a top 5 spot. You know Marion always looks bigger on the inside.
Sabres – Warriors
Women: On paper a Sabres victory should be as certain as a Waterhouse trained horse. BUT, when the form guide is studied closer, the only thing that is really holding the fillies from the working class burbs back is their woeful shooting %. Both teams have put up exactly 434 FG’s so far this season with the Sabres banging down 169 of them to a paultry 132 for the Woodies girls. Good shooting could see them more joyous than their more fancied opponents, otherwise Sabres to easily pull away in the final stretch.
Men: The Ninja returns to Pasadena tonight. Everyone’s a Warrior’s fan these days. And why not? they’re as cool as Commander Hadfield and bow ties. How many Woodville teams can say they have beaten Sturt at Pasandena? This one can.
Lions – Bearcats
Women: I was a bit devvo when I heard that Jess and Dessie have quit Westies. I was looking forward to this game. Now it’s just another game. Westies to keep KB’s drought going. Time for a VB KB.
Men: After a great start, the Lions have lost their last 2. Better make that 3 in a row after DJ runs riot - he won’t have time to tuck himself in tonight. Veni, vidi, vici to Belly’s boys.
Eagles – Mavericks
Women: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company, and to Wayville for a great game of basketball. Yep, not even a leaking roof can stop Tess from embarassing the Eagles on their home court. Mavs by single digits in what is the MOTR, maybe the year’s MOTR so far this year.
Men: Nothing sucks more than that moment during a game when you realize you’re gunna lose. It’s even worse when that moment is when the orange nugget is first thrown in the air. If the Feagles don’t bag this one they don’t deserve to be in the top 5. If the Feagles start saying “exterminate”, just run.