Jack Toft
Years ago
R21: Sixers @ NZ
It's top vs bottom on Thursday night. Marty has not won a game against the Breakers ...… yet. Auckland has been a graveyard for the Sixers and under Marty's tuleluge they are 0-5 at Auckland with an average score of 72:89. The Breakers have an impressive win rate on their home court that rivals the 82% win rate on Eden Park by the All Blacks. They have won their last 12 games, so let’s hope 13 is unlucky for them tonight as the Sixers carry their lucky rabbit’s foot to the stadium and setup a ladder for the Breakers to walk under.
Last time they played, the Sixers threw away a 21 point lead like a snobby Sloane Ranger squanderring his inheretence on fast cars, loose women and champagne. But, the recent road wins have shown that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Times have changed and the slight hope of finals is still lingering meaning I am as excited as Mitch Creek on social media.
Can the Sixers turn it around by 17 points? I believe they can snag another much needed road win. Gone is the straight jacket of offensive structure that has strangled the team like a boa constrictor around a gazelle. The new Laissez-faire offensive structure of the last few games has shown the true potential of the Sixers roster. Free flowing transition and a more direct approach to goal has yielded two road wins in a row and an optimism in the team that rivals a young man dating a mate's mum. Last time the Sixers had two road wins in a row a zitty Brett Maher had just started shaving and Scotty Ninnis was wearing Wawrick Capper’s shorts.
The villians of the Breakers need no introduction. Jackson is bagging 15.9 ppg, Corletto is shooting 3’s at 39.4%, Abercrombie is shooting 3’s at 38% and scoring 11 ppg, Pledge-hammer and Vukona are plucking boards at will. Let’s not forget Hudson. Hudson? What a find he has been for the Breakers.
The Sixers have shown they can run with both Perth and New Zealand and should go into the game knowing a win is possible. The only thing between a win and the Sixers is between the ears. If Marty snags a win here, perhaps Marcus Camby was right all along, maybe Marty the Mastermind does need another 3 years? Perhaps Marcus can ride his unicorn through a rainbow to the Arena.
The secret to winning is very easy, to quote another famous Breaker. "Shoot straight you b@stards! Don't make a mess of it!"
I’m going out on a limb here and tipping a massive upset. I just want to see Andre burst a vein in his forehead.