Jack Toft
Years ago
R15 ABL Action
South-Mavs
Women: Mavs went on an absolute rampage for a great win last round. The only thing I could think that would get them more excited would be shopping trip in Milan. South are the unlucky ones this week as Mavs rack up more FlyBuys points on their credit card.
Men: The Mavs have been close this year, but like a pimply faced 40 year old mummy's boy working in IT and still into Star Wars and lego, are yet to score. South have had an 8 run loosing streak and with recent changes in Mavs might be set for a 9th. The Mavs have improved by about 5 ppg, which is bad news since South won by 3 last time and they have lost about 12 ppg of form IMO. South to end up 0-2 at home.
Sturt-Norwood
Women: Last round, Sturt looked like the Sturt we all love to hate and Norwood fell like a hurdler in a race with Sally Pearson. Surely Nor-would aren’t turning into Nor-could. One expects a Nor-should win, but on their home court and with a full head of steam, could those bloo baggers give Simon a pre-finals headache? Probably not, but it would be about the only time 80% of the basketball punters would be hoping for a Sturt win.
Men: Norwood are still searching for 5th spot and are chasing Woodville like a priest chasing a choirboy. Sturt have had a great run this season. The first two pitches were wild strikes, then have gone on a display rivaling Babe Ruth knocking a home run 11 from 12 times to the plate. Even with Norwood curve balls, the bases are loaded and ready for Sturt the hit the ball out of the park.
West-North
Women: The good news for Westies is they have a home game, the bad news is North have improved by about 17 since they last met. Oh well, there’s always next year.
Men: MOTR. Last time they met it was Norf by 20, but fast forward 63 days and now both these teams are pretty even. The only real difference being West seem the spread the load like a gang of wharfies spreading overtime. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold, and while they won’t get the split, the wharfies will be turning up the heat on those poor Norffie boys. Westies to take this one in a nail biter!
Woodville-Tigers
Women: Tigereresses are the hunted with the Lady Mavs stalking them. Mission this week is to get the W to stave off the threat of losing 5th - after all the Mavs have the split! If Tom Cruise can get partial access to Suri, then sure a W is not Mission Impossible.
Men: Woodville embarrased the Tigers by 31 last time and with a finals spot on offer only the brave would tip the Tigers to create the biggest upset since David picked up a stone. If Woodies don’t snare this one they could be gifting Norwood their finals spot. I’m expecting an "In-Zane" game.
Eagles-Lions
Women: This will be a classic pre-final bonecruncher. No doubt Carla will be on the scoresheet, but will the Lionesses be the first to be tested & the Blue Army the privileged first to bag her out from the stands, or will the Eagles keep their powder dry and let her enjoy the Thunderbirds end of season trip to Bali? The Lions have the split by 3 at the moment, but have probably slipped by 6 and the Feagles have strengthened by 3. No bench cleaning tonight as the Feagles get the edge going into the finals.
Men: Will someone please clip the wings of the Feagles? Certainly not the Lions. The Feagles have too many on fire and after a great mini-run mid season, the Lions will be trying to drain Swamp Wayville while it’s full of blue and gold snappy things. Not even McGyver could get out of this one unscathered. Feagles to go past a ton for the 4th time.