Jack Toft
Years ago
R7 ABL Action
Sturt-Mavs @ Pasadena
Women: Sturt have lost their last 5 and are languishing in unfamiliar territory near the "bomb shelter". Mavs haven't travelled much and Tess will surely get a frosty reception from the Sturt faithful. How will Sturt try to nullify her power? If her “fouls on” count hits double figures, would that count as part of a quadroooople double? Hard to see Tess not having a good game.
Men: Mavs are yet to win, and despite 90% of the basketball community behind them against Sturt, are unlikely to crack open the jar of pickles and dip their fingers in the salty vinegar this week. When the Sabres smell fear they call for their official sprigger to file their fangs even sharper. Probably not a trip to remember for the Mavs.
Warriors-Flames @ St Clair
Women: The Warriors are next on the Flames hit list. It was great to see the live stats from Mars last round, but by con-incidence none from Mt Barker. Are there only 4 USB sticks going around, or was there a midnight raid? A Flames win gives me mixed emotions - it is like watching your ex wife drive your red sportscar off a cliff.
Men: Both times the Warriors have played at home this season we have seen the same scoreline of 73 to 72. Can they make it 3 in a row? I had better keep Ricey happy, so I’ll tip Woodville to knock off the Flames. Al better make sure he has cleaned his teeth this week because there will be plenty of smiles for Al this week.
Bearcats-Tigers @ Port
Women: Bearcats just can’t seem to get it on this season. Tigeresses looking pretty in the top 5 and they will be hoping the stars don’t align for West for another week. There’s no full moon on Saturday night so the Tigeresses might just start to get used to the champagne served in the top 5 and let Westies drink the brandivino of the bottom half of the table.
Men: Westies choked last round and called for the Heimlich manouver, but when North offered to help, they had other intentions. Westies are on the rebound and are out to make ammends. This clash might be like bringing a bucket to a bushfire. Sadly for Tigers fan, a bucket with a hole in it.
Lions-Panthers @ Starplex
Women: Lionesses are one of the teams setting the standards in the women’s section and are set to pounce on their prey this round. Another bench clearing for them this week.
Men: The Panthers have overcome adversity this season whereas the Lions look like enjoying another average season as they invent new ways to let their opponents win games. The excitement for Lions fans at the end of the women’s game will quickly evaporate by quarter time like our carbon tax compensation come July 1.
Forestville-North @ Wayville
Women: Will Carla warmup and then take a shower to tick a game off? If she is not there, are there plans to draw a pentagram on the court and chant her name backwards three times to make her appear? North will have their work cut out this week. But, as well all know Forestville and wins go together like Rebekah Brooks and a phone hack.
Men: Mens MOTR. A classic clash of the titans. Both teams exude talent and despite being caught with their pants down for a few rounds, the Feagles hit hard last round to let everyone know it’s not just about the girls at the club. Norf’s only blemish was a zit called Sturt that appeared before the big date. I’m calling this to go to OT with both teams having no discernable advantage over the other.