Jack Toft
Years ago
G6: Sixers v Kings
Last time the Sixers played the Violet Crumbles here, it was the Sixers that crumbled. The Sixers chained themselves to the stove and didn't even need the Kings to push it off the boat, but this time they really need to chain that stove to the Kings. Everyone seems mildly happier with the Sixers now that the team is at full strength, and Crossie is even saying they are starting to take a spoonful of cement daily, but the questions for this game are.
1. Can the Sixers re-make the Adelaide Arena a place where teams hate to visit?
2. Will the refs keep the Kings in the game? Do they purposely make bad calls just to fire the crowd up?
3. Are the "Navy Seals" really getting reformed? Do they still fit into their tops?
4. The rotations and minutes split seems much improved. Has Marty been wearing his tin foil hat?
5. What antics will Murray get up to tonight?
6. Are we glad Conrad Murray is not our team doctor?
7. Will Madge bring a load of washing home for his mum?
8. Does Aaron Bruce have an Adelaide fan club called “Brucies Babes”? Do you have to be over 40 and female to join?
9. Has Mitch sold his car yet?
10. When Skip plays “Moscow”, it’s usually a sign the Sixers have bagged a win. Will we hear Moscow played tonight?
La, la, la, la, la, HEY