Hopefully there's a gigantic, fluttering American flag with LBJ standing in front, hand on his heart, fighter planes streaming smoke trails over head, the star spangled banner ringing out and a one hour voice over explaining...
"LeBron James, man of the people, YOUR man, a patriot and American hero has decided to..."
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