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Years ago
HSH All Tourney Teams
Im back for another day, but so you don't get bored i am going down a different route today (yes 3 times of anything is boring)...
To all the haters, I am going to let you off the hook today but wait til Sunday I will leave a lasting impression :)
I have put together an All Tourney first and second team remembering the tourney is undersized and players have been allocated according to where they may have played a portion of their minutes during the opening 3 games for each team.
All First Team
PG- Corey Williams - Numbers talk especially in that squad with JR offering the only form of help.
SG - Chris Goulding - Flat out baller
SF - Willie Farley - He's showing old Adelaide form
PF - Bennett Davison - Mr Hops has a jumper now watch out NBL, he's not even in shape yet.
C - Luke Schensher - Biggest man at the Dome and using every inch of it. Gerlach can battle in who has the brighter shade of red stakes though.
All Second Team
PG- Troy Jackson - Stocks are rising but needs to pick and choose when he goes individual better.
SG - Daniel Dillon - Definitely not textbook but his unique style has the Tigers wondering if they signed Bennie Lewis too early. Can they have both?
SF - Julius Hodge - He's a 1 in a 3's body with no jumper and I wont list him as a 2 guard on principle so had to fit him here.
PF -Graeme Dann - Patient, Older and obviously doesn't like having a day job. Could NZ be a good environment for him, if not he wont be short of options anyway.
C - Stephen Hoare - Mr Reliable - The Lone Ranger on a team with no legit bigs.
Honorable Mention - Lisch, Rillie (Just missed on the 2nd team at the 5 spot), Fitzgerald and Gibson.
JVG - A request, please hand over the game you are scheduled to commentate tomorrow to the Real Deal JR because that way he can steal Billy Woods job for the NBL season and we can get a full 48 of his banter. I know it doesn't help the number of bums on seats but the home audience is crying for it.
Coach of the Tourney - Ken Cole by the size of Bears booty!
Outdated and irrelevant to todays generation but any coach who gets results and is doing a stunt double for a cheerleader is fun to watch.
Homocide you picked the wrong squad because the Fleet have been encouraged to get up 100 shots a game HAHAHA oh my bad you managed those on your own.
Just ask Bennett Davison the banks open, but Harrell you've hit it 10 times in 3 games and they were all misdirected bricks so give up the rock.
In closing just winding back the clock 24 hours I said the following -
20 David Bowley - Mate you dont need a towel around your neck. Get the guys to sign your singlet and wear it tomorrow as the waterboy.
Good to see he followed my instruction offering Bear a drink bottle when he was subbed out today. Did he shine his dome for the viewers at home.
9 Michael Florence - Save yourself the petrol for Saturday night and pull a sickie tomorrow.
Can I predict the future? I believe he was a no show today, good boy.
Until Tomorrow, jump on me again :)