Jack Toft
Years ago
36ers Half Season Report Card
OK Punters, how do we think the Sixers are traveling?
I offer my Half Season report card for all those to pick at.
Ballinger: A+: Gives 110% each game. Needs to demand the ball more in the game. Thank goodness the "back in on the weak side" play isn't his go to play this season. Should three-peat an MVP award.
Gilchrist: A: Has shown us why he gets the $. Tends to over dribble in offence, something to work on in the second half of the season.
Holmes: A: Leading rebounding in the NBL, shows leadership on court. No Sherlock, but is more Dr Jekyll off court, Mr Hyde on.
Burston: B+ : When fit has played very well. Please stay away from banana peels, knives, matches and other sharp objects. Please.
Ng: B-: Three point specialist, when Brett and Brad were injured two seasons ago showed us what he can do, seems to have slipped back a notch.
Herbert: B-: Just when he started to get some swagger, someone pokes him in the eye with a pointy finger. Would not like to meet in dark alley.
Hill: C: Has some great games on the road, but then follows up with a shocker.
Groves: C: Has offered so much, yet failed to deliver. Seems low on confidence.
Cooper: D: Offers D, but needs to find some “O” in the second half.
Molitor: E: Needs more court time to show us what he can do. You can’t improve on the bench.
Bench Staff
Scotty: C: Seems to go OK when things are going OK, but has the Neil Craig problem of being able to adapt when things go bad.
Tricky Dicky: B: Seems to be the brains of the Three. Eg, the alley-oop play on 0.8 secs left.
Liam: D: Must do a lot during the week, as I am not too sure what he does game night.
Team Manager Jarred: A+: Anyone who picks up Jacob’s sweaty top is a champ.
Backroom Boys
SOS Crew: B: Have tried hard and are almost there. Season 1 was always going to need some oil in the cogs, Season 2 offers more. Go the Silver Fox!
Skip: A: Does a good job on the music under difficult constraints.
Court Announcer: C+: After an early setback has lifted from an F to a B, so C+ overall. Will only get better. Should be a B by season end.
Murray Magpie: A+: Say no more. Too many red bulls?
Dancers: A: Are the best in the NBL, were an A+ until Karen left.
Boti: C+: His poison pen has definitely sharpened this season, and sarcasm drips from the weekly column. Is probably a B, but gets a big C.