Anonymous
Years ago
I am yore sister and I am Julius Holic
Julius, grant me the power
to pwn the haters I cannot stand;
courage to party whenever you please;
and money to make it happen.
Dominating one day at a time;
Enjoying more than one woman at a time;
Accepting the Tigers as the pathway to championships;
Taking, as He did, this hateful world
as it is, just as Julius would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be damn happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in in the Fountain of Sex in the next.
Amen.
