Corey, was that yet another joke about the intelligence of Port supporters??? How the hell did those stats indicate that Port aren't chokers? Do you know what choking is? It's getting knocked out of the finals in straight sets after finishing top. It's losing games after leading by 40pts at 3qtr time. It's losing Grand Finals by 119pts. Those stats, while interesting, have absolutely nothing to do with choking.
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Since we're heading in the joke direction anyway...
What do you call a 30year-old female Port supporter?
Grandma
What do you call a Port supporter who has had an abortion?
Crimestopper
Why did Cinderella run away from the ball?
Just copying Port players.
2007 GF:
* Waiting in a queue for six hours to buy a grand final ticket.
* Sacrificing two dole cheques to pay for it.
* $200 of supporters gear (free when shoplifted).
* Risking two years' jail to steal a half-decent car to get you to Melbourne.
* 8 hours travel and $150 petrol (not including what you sniff or what you steal).
* Overnight stay (free on a park bench).
* Return trip another eight hours.
* Grand final result & PRICELESS!
A Port Adelaide supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - who were all "Power" supporter - who was not on benefits.
"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."
