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Years ago
morale booster #5 - classic
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"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour,
Tony. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the
call, sir."
The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house in great numbers
They searched the house and then went to the shed where the firewood was
kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no Cocaine. They
swore at Tony and left.
The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, mate."
