The stranger...

"What you do is sit on your hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then you rub one out".

Best line on the whole movie

Your legs are like Main North Road - they both lead to Paradise

I always liked the old fake the pass directly at the face of the guy guarding you and then drive around him while he's blind! Works a treat, just don't f#%k up and let the ball slam into your opponent for real, or you're likely to face some nasty reprisals...

My go to move is to leave the lane open for some chump that thinks theyre jordan to drive in so i can swat it back down their throat and have a laugh with the people that actually play basketball.

SVD, not too sure about your directions there...lol

Main North Road?

Only if you said they both lead to the bush..





North East Road maybe.. : )

Main North Road leads to Elizabeth!!!

Which is often called a big hole!!!

My favourite on offence during a fast-break is where you start your two steps and clasp the ball between your palm and forearm, faking an around-the-back pass to no one (by whipping it briefly behind your back and then back around to your front) and then laying it in. Oftentimes they bite on your fake, even if there's no one else within your half, and you get an uncontested finger roll.

Doesn't work against better defenders, but works surprisingly often! And I guess if you have heaps small arms or something you might not be able to clasp the ball right.

Yeah couldn't be assed checking ... thought it could been North East

Bonz don't go picking on my hometown...

my go to move is to yell at the fat controller to get his ass to the base line and make a call, then i get to watch the rest of the game from the foyer.

I have a lock on the stutter-step market.

"assed checking"

Is that your special move, SVD? I always though it was better to use your hands?

If you take it out of context like that anything can be made to seem perverse DICK-o :)

"You awake?"

" You asleep? "

Fav move is the old "yawn" with arms out streached, then just drape an arm around her

or for the more skilled;

The Costanza move; slam on your brakes real hard and yell "damn cat" while quickly putting your left hand out to stop her hitting the dash and quickly grab a cheap feel of her chest area.

Works a treat, true!

My go to move is straight up jackin'

Both on the court and in 'romantic' situations.

Fatboy, the name you are looking for is 'Stopping short'.

There's not a social defense around that can stop the classic dump the ball into the low post from the 45 then run to the corner and get it back for the wide open 3.

Can you hit the said 3, billo? :)

Yes, he can.

My favourite is stand is said corner for an inbounds pass. Defenders rarely deny that pass, so it's a simple catch a shoot from the corner.

And of course there's the walk the ball up the court as the point guard, look at both 45's so defenders try and deny pass, stroll to 3pt line and jack it up. If you hit it, they'll defend you all night and you get easy passes to the 45. If you miss, your team mates get real pissed off ;)

mine is de shimmy shake !!!

Haha I love people that set screens for me, Ill run straight through them, take the offensive foul happily because im solid enough to watch them have to hobble around the court for the rest of the game and move when I come through again!