Quagmire
Years ago
Things i'd like to see, but never will...
Things I'd like to see but never will, feel free to add to the list&
I'd like to see Phil Jax coach either the Pistons (Rasheed would win MVP) or the Knicks (Curry would be all NBA)
I'd like to see Kobe traded to Denver, just so the fans could really root for him&
I'd like to see Patrick Ewing eat an apple in one gulp. Actually, make that watermelon.
I'd like to see Tim "the walking poo" Duncan lead the spurs in a pre-game dance huddle like Sheed in Detroit.
I'd like to see Utah field a team that has all black players.
I'd like to see the travel rule enforced FFS.
I'd like to see Jason Kidd bounce back.
I'd like to see coach Sloan stare down a brick wall while chewing granite.
I'd like to see Stockton coaching in a jacket and short shorts.
I'd like to see Penny Hardaway coach the suns and his old pal Shaq.
I'd like to have heard Marbury when he said "Madison Square Garden has such an aroma about it&" That's aura dumb-ass.
I'd like to see Mutombo reject Artest, wave his finger at him, then have it blown off by Ron's concealed 12 gauge.
I'd like to see how fat Oliver Miller must be by now&
I'd like to see the Grizzles, Bucks, Clippers field a decent team, ever.
I'd like to see how much coke Shawn Kemp used to get up his nose.
I'd like to see Isaiah Thomas put in charge of the Bulls. He'd trade the pick to LA for Ariza and Walton, then sign Magloire to a max contract to shore up the middle. Sack Collins 5 weeks into the season and take over coaching duties. And as a final masterstroke, trade Gordon and Deng to the suns for Shaq.
Oh, and finally,
I'd like to see the Celts win a finals game.
