He could not kill a chemistry that barely raises a sweat .
The sixers as a whole stink this year , zero passion with many an excuse .
I get a negative vibe from the whole outfit and that is not to say the players are not close or dislike eachother .
I feel a little sorry for Chappell but more upset that we signed a player who was not conditioned for a season and then ask him to play through a back injury with no plan in place in case he is not performing .
"PHIL" Hey balls , went to the states for awhile geez theres some good players over there .
"BALLINGER" For sure coach , so how did you like my home country ?
"PHIL" Home country ? are you serious mate i thought you were from rockhampton .
"BALLINGER" Bluffton Indiana , what you could not tell from the accent ?
"PHIL" sorry mate , probably wasn't listening . Phew , that is great you're american ( NOTE TO SELF : one less import to find , SUPER ) , maybe you can help me out mate . See , while away i forgot to take a pen and paper ,( insert cheesed up smile ) i did write some notes on Steves chest when we were playing strip poker but the big oaf took a shower in the morning and washed the whole trips work away . Anyway , so Balls do you know where we can get a guy to score a few who is low maintainence .
"BALLINGER" sure phil , there is a guy from Mich State who has played down here and done real well in the past . Mike Chappell is the man you need , had six months off and just got married so he should be primed and ready to go .
"PHIL" great work balls , the only guy i knew of was this Matt Corby or Mike Corby chap who used to torch us every game but i heard his game was slipping faster than my grip on the playbook .
"BALLINGR" No worries coach , catch ya training wednesday .
"PHIL" Yep , see ya friday .
(Mod: Not endorsing this perspective because it's pretty unfair, but it made me laugh anyway - "one less import to find".)