ring....ring
"Hello, Mal speaking"
"Hi Mal, Phil here.........isn't great we won against Blaze?"
"It's only half time Phil......what are you talking about?"
"Bloody hell, is it really? We are back at the hotel celebrating. Mike had scored 7, so we thought it must have been full time. Hang on a sec Mal, I have another call....Hi it's the General here........Yes Axel, you are OK, I will keep you on.......no, not at all, 2 points and 1 rebound in 8 minhute is good.....7 turnovers?....don't worry, I have a line for away court disadvantage I can use for that one.....see you later......Mal, are you still there?"
"Yes Phil, what are you going to do about the walk out at half time? We will be fined and the team has lost another one now."
"It's OK Mal, think of all the new excuses I can use now!!! Can you please ring NBL and see if they can change our home game against Razorbacks to Sydney so that I can use volume 2 of my excuse book? Gotta go Mal, I heard that Hammer wants to come to Adelaide"
(Mod: You're gonna cop a beating from some for the teasing re excuses, but "We are back at the hotel celebrating. Mike had scored 7, so we thought it must have been full time..." was pretty funny, so one little ball for you, Spinner.)