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Years ago
NH - transcontinental
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold. "
" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! "he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... " Get your own f...ing blanket. "
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
