You'd also have to think that Boti will have the Newley-Yao Ming-Rick Burton-NBL expansion into Asia connection cocked and ready to fire in tomorrow's column.
I'll save him some time and join some hypothetical dots:
1) Houston relocates its Development League team (bonus marks to whoever can tell me what they're called) to China, using Yao link.
2) Using Newley link to get to Burton, this team joins the NBL in place of the Singapore "Our pre-season training consists of one guy shooting foulshots" Slingers.
3) The Beijing Yaos (as I've called them) then sue the living daylights out of both the NBA and NBL once they discover Newley cannot play for them as he is already signed to an existing NBL franchise, namely, your Adelaide 36ers.
4) In a piece of programming and legal genius, the NBL schedules the 36ers to travel to Beijing for the Yaos' first NBL match - with the winner on-court also automatically claiming the the off-court legal win.
5) The Yaos recruit Larry Abney for this one game, with the sole purpose of recreating a Brad Hill-like termination on Newley.
6) Incensed by the Abney signing, the Sixers cleverly hire Yao's Visa commercial buddy Jackie Chan as a 'strength and conditioning' coach who primes the team in the art of getting the first punch in and then running like hell.
7) At gametime, Yao - and his posse - ominously park themselves in the first row behind the Sixers bench.
8) I've run out of dots to join. Such a shame - the story was just starting to get believable.