Jake Jarmel
Years ago

Houston "cleans the pipes"



Here's a story you dont read about every day:

Former Oklahoma State University basketball standout Byron Houston was charged Tuesday with indecent exposure.

Houston, 37, was arrested last week after a woman told Oklahoma City police she saw him masturbating in his car at a busy intersection, according to court papers.


In the immoral words of James Lovell: "Houston; we have a hard-one".....

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Skyhook  
Years ago

I am guessing that sounded better in your head ?!

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SVD  
Years ago

Don't think we should be discussing "hard ons" and "head" here should we?

ZIIINNNG!

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Isaac  
Years ago

This is a similarly funny and relevant story.

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DB5  
Years ago

lol...

And don't forget good old Eddie Griffen watching exercise dvd's in his car and getting busted!

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Johhny Sack  
Years ago

And to think some people have bemoaned that the art of alliteration is dead!!!

"Masturbation Marathon" - high caliber alliteration, there`s a Walkley (or is it a W**kley) Award there methinks...

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Jake Jarmel  
Years ago

JERRY: What's the matter?

GEORGE: My mother caught me.

JERRY: "Caught" you? Doing what?

GEORGE: You know. I was alone..


Oh Uh...one senses this might turn into a Seinfeld quotes thread....

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Frank  
Years ago

Ah "Glamour" Magazine

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3  
Years ago

"Glamour?"

hahahaha

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