Mahatma Cote
Years ago
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED BOWEN V HILTON
Who's more despicable & Bruce Bowen or Paris Hilton?
One is irritatingly inescapable, inescapably irritating, more than a little dirty and quite possibly the most detested person in the whole wide world, at least for this week. The other is Paris Hilton. With the moronic heiress back in the slammer and Bruce Bowen handcuffing opposing scorers en route to yet another NBA championship ring, it's time to ask: which person is more worthy of public disdain?
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Bowen: Lets his feet do the talking & from underneath opposing jump shooters
Hilton: "That's hot"
Edge: Hilton. Broken ankle not as bad as a thicket of dead neurons.
