All $8.90
Years ago
NH: ATTN: Caffe Primo chick
Now I have your attention Caffe Primo chick, your fans are concerned at the drop in quality of your new season Caffe Primo advertisements. As appealing as the $8.90 price point is to the general populous, the voiceover proclaiming the fantastic special is in fact, far less than fantastic in itself. It is in fact delivered in a monotonous suicide inducing tone that will drive someone to swear off penne carbonara for life. Your continued presence in the advertisements is always appreciated just drop the loser next to you.
Sincerely yours,
Your fans.
P.S. I'm pretty sure you are not thinking what I am thinking unless it involves hot jelly and a goat.