Sixers will be bagged for being old
Phil will be bagged for not signing anyone

Comment about Ben Fitz taking too many shots.
Undersized PF will argue with whoever it is they argue with (ELG?).
Worst ever 36er threads.
Is that you Phil?

Who is the worst ever 36er ... just jokes :)

you expect me not to shoot it if i am open?

Thats like you not taking a shot in Halo.

Bo Hamburger will say something hilarious

Panther will stir a pot

The doctor will drop a bombshell

The Sixers will miss "another local talent"

Yogee does not seem to post much yet maintains his lead of the most posts leaderboard.

Rabbits with pancakes on their head

Little basketballs that remind you of gold stars in grade 3

Dougie's Stamp

Seals are ..... threads

footage of a girl being thrown through a basketball hoop that no one has seen before.

People spelling Isaacs name wrong.

Last season's team had no heart.
Don't want Copeland signed for this coming season.
Nash is useless.
The entertainment at the Dome is crap.
The food is cold and the beer is warm.
Music too loud.
Everyone other than the 36er's are cheating the salary cap.
Phil failing to call time outs.
Give Horvath the ball.

This season it's going to be: "Stop giving Horvath the ball!"

my school is awesome.. they shall win k/o

My kid's juniors team call time outs at crucial time better than Smyth
My kid's juniors team run a better offense than the 36ers
My kid's juniors team runs a tighter defensive set than the 36ers

My kid's juniors team plays against a coach that cheats / is obnoxious / gets 10 points from the ref at the start of the game / (fill in the blanks)

EC mentioning Dusty ;-)

Nerds arguing about Halo

When aliens attack, you'll be out of practise Nutwork!

Cannot believe nobody has said this one...a personal favourite.

The Rats @ The Powerhouse!

I wiil take that risk.

http://hoopssa.celebritybingo.com.au

Not really. Well, yet anyway.

(Come on Isaac!)

Kev - I'm waiting for a few more lines from people here and then I'll build it - will take 5 minutes once everyone's helped write the content.

Nutwork - that's a boring option! I assure you that watching Ben's Halo character slump to the ground with him having no idea where you've shot him from, is a very rewarding experience. The only thing better is shooting Nino and his resulting "Aww, ref!" Scott Ninnis impression.

SASI is a waste of time

SASI is great.

My child has been cut from Div 1 and is the best player.

The aircon in the Wayville bar does not work.

Reffs are not up to scratch.

Scrap SA Country.

Cut non performing clubs.

Sturt cheat

Sturt have not got a good floor.

Sturts new floor is to glossy.

Sturt's lights keep falling down.

Sturt's lights dont fall down enough.

Sturt are the best at developing juniors.

Sturt dont develop juniors, they just poach country kids.

The lady at the door at Pasadena is grumpy.

The lady at the door at Pasadena is a bloody ledgend.

Sturt this.

Sturt that.

Jimmy the Snitch will finally reveal that he is, in fact, Phil Smyth's mum.

Paul Rees is the best looking man alive

Isaac, is that anything like seeing Ben go all in and lose at a poker tournament in the first 10 minutes and have to sit around bored for a couple of hours to see who wins?

Nah, in Halo, we let him buy back in every 30 or so seconds.

give yourself a ball!

That last post by me was great!
I'll add to the bingo:

Eastern Hills should be metro

Western Magic are cheats

I'm Denny Crane - lets encourage fat people to have sex

What's with the court announcer at the Dome

Bryant scored another 50 pts

Brad Bungey reported (or ejected)

Refs calling too many techs

School Knockout (my school is the best...)

Not coming back to Norwood Carnival

News from Centrals women training

Lara Bingle - done it again

Remove social teams from district comp

Matt Ryan is the man

Blonde North girls

John Lawrence

I have just been informed that i am the forum bitch.

Nutwork i know where you live, and Isaac you have too much time on your hands.

I hope you know where I live, because my place is where the Halo beating is scheduled!

James Pennington make NBA All * team

bear and his dr tims is pale ale in a can!!!

hoopssa.celebritybingo.com.au/

ROFL. Isaac did you specifically make that site because of this thread to get a laugh? Nice.

Isaac comes up with the goods once again.

I feel like I'd better contribute some ideas into the pool now Isaac's gone to the effort of setting up the HSA bingo.

* Another "Ban all anonymous users from Hoops SA" thread
* "Phil Smyth should be sacked" thread
* A joke about the team name '36ers' referring the average age of the players
* Complaints about BSA charging too much for game fees
* Complaints about BSA not working hard enough to develop the sport
* Complaints about tin shed stadiums (Port Adelaide, Hillcrest)
* Reference to Hillcrest as "The Launch Pad
* Complaints about junior games getting moved
* Sack Phil Smyth thread
* Sack Chris Lucas thread
* Old topic gets re-awakened by school kid
* "Must be the school holidays" joke
* "Is that you...?" joke whenever someone talks up a player/coach.
* Monique posts provocative thread title which fails to deliver in content.

That'll do for now.

Here are a few more:

* Junior poaching
* Boti is a &$%#%!
* Promotion / relegation
* Posting questions and answers from same IP address