I am expecting the following changes:
'two pieces of the iron' becomes 'collects a piece of the woodwork'
'Former League All Star and Hall of Famer' becomes 'Former All-Australian'
'Non preferred left hand' becomes 'Non preferred left foot/leg'
'Regular sparring partner Steve Carfino' becomes 'Regular sparring partner Clinton Grybas/Dennis Commetti'
The following calls will remain:
'did it ilegally' will stay (similar to Eddie Everywhere, That was holding the ball but it wasn't called!!!)
'Running out of Real Estate' as he is chased down by Glen Archer.
75 metres out ball spiralling through the air 'That's from the carpark'.
Ben Cousins, 'He's leading them a merry dance at the moment' (no, I don't mean the officers at the RBT)
Brendon Fevola from 75 metres out lines up, 'Usually a reliable conveyance'.
'As the shot clock rolls in to single digits' they have a shot clock now in the AFL
'overcooks the shot' and the ball goes out of bounds
Big Bad Barry Hall rushes in to 'defuses the situation', I probably wouldn't mess with him, what do you say Clinton?