Bo Hamburger
Years ago
Ron Artest arrested
Ron Artest got arrested overnight, on domestic violence charges [insert "he was only retaliating after a cup of beer was thrown at him" joke here].
I'm not sure if I care anymore - why can't NBA superstars use their powers of attention-seeking for good, like our beloved Agent Zero (registration required), and not evil?
PS Possibly a better joke than a "throwing beer" one: Ron wasn't arrested, he was Artested.